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[TheOriginalCane]

Why wouldnt they fly recruits in through Jacksonville? Isnt that much faster??

So...the Jax airport is ALSO on the opposite side of town from Gainseville (north side of Jax). And a lot less of that drive (Jax-Hogtown) uses surface roads instead of interstates or toll expressways.

Either one (Jax/Orlando) is going to be quite a long drive.

I'd also point out that US 301 has all the "Dukes of Hazzard speed traps". I think I got 3 speeding tickets on 301 in one year, AND I KNEW THEY WERE THERE. ******* AAA had to issue a travel advisory. Not a joke.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Why wouldnt they fly recruits in through Jacksonville? Isnt that much faster??

Pick your poison. You have to drive by Raiford to get to Gainesville from Jacksonville.

On the plus side, they can visit a lot of the **** greats there on the way down.

 

[RVACane]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, crosstown Orlando traffic on a Friday, and then having to endure a drive to the hillbilly hellhole of Gainesville to stay in a motel 6 decor postage sized room with a view of a retention pond? Dude has already talked himself out of going to UFailure.

That dude is coming from DC area too IIRC he’s from Gaithersburg in Montgomery County, MD. He’s gonna love it there.

 

[LokiCane]

I used to try to save Turnpike tolls by taking 192 or 520 out to I-95.

Was always...interesting...passing cars on those 2-lane roads in the dark.

What, you don't like the old pickup truck with one dim headlight pointed anywhere but forward?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Pick your poison. You have to drive by Raiford to get to Gainesville from Jacksonville.

On the plus side, they can visit a lot of the **** greats there on the way down.

Not long after Howard Stern ran for NY governor is when I was doing my Tax LL.M. up in Hogtown. If you recall, he only had three campaign platform ideas. Two were "highway construction at night", "staggering toll booths". but the third one was to (a) bring back the death penalty, and (b) use the crispy remains of the criminals to fill in the potholes.

I thought that last idea would have worked well for US 301 around Starke.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

What, you don't like the old pickup truck with one dim headlight pointed anywhere but forward?

I had to dodge a couple of those ol' boys...

 

[N25.45W81.21]

I didnt make it all the way through the recruiting weekend funnies. Did any of the recruits post single mom stretch marks from cafe risque?

Haven’t seen any yet. There are rumors of photos circulating of NapeHair personally chauffeuring recruits in a motorized tricycle over to the Risqué to shake hands with Urban Meyer and his new girlfriend. It is reported that most recruits went for the fist bump instead.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Had to post this here too:


When you stay at the Gainesville "Ritz Carlton", this is what you find on your bed:

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This too:

Gaytor Bumpz, y'all!

0-star to 3-star, just for visiting Hogtown! Thankz, Bing Bong...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And of course...



Ohhhh, snap, the Benz dealer let Slingblade Billy swap his Maybach test-drive for a G-wagon test-drive!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I mean...VH3 isn't wrong...

And AF Catholic was saying the exact opposite last weekend...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytor Fight!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

What's next for The Gaytor, they are going to get Xzibit to come out to their recruiting events to do special episodes of Pimp My Ride?

 

[Cajuncane]

I mean...VH3 isn't wrong...

And AF Catholic was saying the exact opposite last weekend...


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Smart move would be to save the rental fees on the autos and then go by some fresh cakes and pastries from a local bakery….or at least Dunkin’ Donuts.

 

[RVACane]

And of course...



Ohhhh, snap, the Benz dealer let Slingblade Billy swap his Maybach test-drive for a G-wagon test-drive!!!

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I was joking when I said he changed cars to keep it fresh. Lol. This was the double panty dropper.

 

[Gru]

 

[RVACane]

Gaytor Fight!!!

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That dude’s a troll but they’re all right. It’s trying to be cool but it’s not. It’s one thing to drive someone in your own car. That’s personal, hey this is my ride for me and my family every day. Renting someone else’s car and driving them in it isn’t it.

 

[RVACane]

What happened?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I was joking when I said he changed card to keep it fresh. Lol. This was the double panty dropper.

Sometimes, there is an element of unintentional truth when we make jokes...

 

[WaterburyCane]

Haven’t seen any yet. There are rumors of photos circulating of NapeHair personally chauffeuring recruits in a motorized tricycle over to the Risqué to shake hands with Urban Meyer and his new girlfriend. It is reported that most recruits went for the fist bump instead.

Its been buffed and gassed up. Ready for a big recruiting weekend