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[FIVE RANGZ]

Let me guess, Zumba class?

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Your screen name...

Thank you. I had a tradition to have coach themed names. Started with goldenshowersmd, moved on the therichtstuff. That was my Diaz themed name. When we hired Mario, I requested CristobalDiedForOurWins but it was never changed. And now I’m really partial to keeping it.

 

[JamesQuall]

Thank you. I had a tradition to have coach themed names. Started with goldenshowersmd, moved on the therichtstuff. That was my Diaz themed name. When we hired Mario, I requested CristobalDiedForOurWins but it was never changed. And now I’m really partial to keeping it.

Those are all Grade-A Prime names there. Very witty and humorous sir!

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

So, I've caught up and I must say, @FIVE RANGZ
You are one corny ************.
I expected better. You're a very horrible troll. And a delusional one, at that.

 

[786Cane]

Those are all Grade-A Prime names there. Very witty and humorous sir!

@TakeitinDiaz Speaking of witty and humorous, have you met our good friend @FIVE RANGZ ?

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

@TakeitinDiaz Speaking of witty and humorous, have you met our good friend @FIVE RANGZ ?

I have. I even changed my avi to professor Bunsen honeydew, seeing as he’s beakers boss

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

So, I've caught up and I must say, @FIVE RANGZ
You are one corny ************.
I expected better. You're a very horrible troll. And a delusional one, at that.

All the validation that I need to know I'm doing a great job

 

[786Cane]

I have. I even changed my avi to professor Bunsen honeydew, seeing as he’s beakers boss

It's Beaker with a Capital B. We've acquired a Spelling Bee Champion.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

All the validation that I need to know I'm doing a great job

I mean, if that's what you were aiming for.
It's like this funny quote I heard when I was serving this country from my drill sergeant.
If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you really accomplished?
Congratulations on your self-evaluation.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

I mean, if that's what you were aiming for.
It's like this funny quote I heard when I was serving this country from my drill sergeant.
If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you really accomplished?
Congratulations on your self-evaluation.

That's nice. But I tried to succeed, and I succeeded. You guys telling me this stuff is evidence. I mean, was I supposed to hope or expect to come in here and have you guys tell me I'm awesome and that you love my posts? No shot.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

How long did it take you guys to win an SEC championship? In the most talent rich state in the union?

The “flagship“ university in the state of Florida should be competing for national championships at least every couple of years. How many national championships did we have before you even won your first one?

Based on the University of Florida’s record they are the most inept P5 program ever in the history of football, considering the state they operate in, considering the fact that they are the “flagship” public university of that state.

But let’s just go to recent history now, you guys can’t even generate the pride to beat a commuter school in your bowl game. In the last nine seasons you’ve had one 4–8 season, one 4–7 season and one additional sub .500 season, which was last year.

All the resources and public funding that you get, a huge alumni pool, and that’s all you can manage? I guess that is the gator standard.

This is ineptness defined.

This guy is awful. He hasn’t really put up a fight, and to make it worse he’s not even funny or amusing.

His response to my post above, was

Nah.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Scream it in my face a bunch so that I get used to it.

Sounds like a good time. 9/20/2025. Blue lot. 3 hours before kickoff. Mark it in your calendar, dress appropriately for the occasion, and don't be late.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

This guy is awful. He hasn’t really put up a fight, and to make it worse he’s not even funny or amusing.

His response to my post above, was

And you still can't let it go.

 

[JD08]

This guy is awful. He hasn’t really put up a fight, and to make it worse he’s not even funny or amusing.

His response to my post above, was

Go to their 247 site if you really want to see not funny or amusing.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Their shenanigans are tragic and cruel.

 

[PIPO]

That's nice. But I tried to succeed, and I succeeded. You guys telling me this stuff is evidence. I mean, was I supposed to hope or expect to come in here and have you guys tell me I'm awesome and that you love my posts? No shot.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Go to their 247 site if you really want to see not funny or amusing.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Their shenanigans are tragic and cruel.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

And you still can't let it go.

You had no response because I only posted facts. The Florida gators are the most inept and underachieving football team in history.

You could’ve at least had a witty rejoinder.

@RVACane … I’m through playing with this one. Send me a better one.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

You had no response because everything I only posted facts. The Florida gators are the most inept and underachieving football team in history.

You could’ve at least had a witty rejoinder.

@RVACane … I’m through playing with this one. Send me a better one.


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Actually, I chose to give a one-word response to your lengthy post that you invested time in because I figured it would drive you crazy. It drove you crazy.

 

[Mnhurricane]

Yes, band me. There are some great festivals this summer.

Is THIS the “witty” you talked about? Yikes my man

 

[RVACane]

You had no response because everything I only posted facts. The Florida gators are the most inept and underachieving football team in history.

You could’ve at least had a witty rejoinder.

@RVACane … I’m through playing with this one. Send me a better one.


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He’s the best we can get from that board.