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Gator Tears

mirvin88

All-ACC
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More or less how I felt reading this, @mirvin88.

On the one hand, fvck UiF as a university, a football program, and as a fanbase. I unapologetically hate them, and I wish them no peace, ever, even in death. May they always be harried, harassed, and troubled. May their jorts be forever itchy. May their fans continue to suffer disfiguring tooth decay down to the last molar. May successive tornados rain down upon the tattered roofs of their single-wides. May their meth labs be highly combustible and prone to violent explosion. And may their cousins all have the most virulent herpes imaginable (because it's just a matter of time).

But, on the other hand, giant fvcking lol at UCF thinking they are anything but a gang of fleas in the collective filthy mullet of UiF. Hanging banners for imaginary NCs, thinking they are too good for a 2 for 1 with any of the big three in Florida, and now this? Advertising themselves as "the future of college football"? That program is, at best, an interesting footnote to the 2017 season of college football. I'd say UCF Tears, except their program just doesn't warrant that sort of attention.

This feeling of somewhat almost sort of siding with UiF fans on something (anything) related to college football has me very uneasy, @flagator86, and I blame you for bringing this billboard to my attention. My whole day is fvcked now.

Bravo sir
 

jwcane97

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Man, as a canes fan living in Orlando, I really can't stand UCF. They rank up there maybe even ahead of Gaytor fans in their delusion.

They seriously think that they should have back to back national titles. They think teams are afraid of them. Their fans will tell you that they would run rough shod over any conference, ACC, SEC, BIG 10 you name it. I had a neighbor tell me that Alabama would be afraid to play them when they went undefeated a few years ago.
 

Cajuncane

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Man, as a canes fan living in Orlando, I really can't stand UCF. They rank up there maybe even ahead of Gaytor fans in their delusion.

They seriously think that they should have back to back national titles. They think teams are afraid of them. Their fans will tell you that they would run rough shod over any conference, ACC, SEC, BIG 10 you name it. I had a neighbor tell me that Alabama would be afraid to play them when they went undefeated a few years ago.
That type delusion sounds like your neighbors must be UiF fans...
 

Cajuncane

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Just checking in on the thread to make sure it’s not heading to page 2
 

RVACane

Maude. Gone. Rogue.
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Man, as a canes fan living in Orlando, I really can't stand UCF. They rank up there maybe even ahead of Gaytor fans in their delusion.

They seriously think that they should have back to back national titles. They think teams are afraid of them. Their fans will tell you that they would run rough shod over any conference, ACC, SEC, BIG 10 you name it. I had a neighbor tell me that Alabama would be afraid to play them when they went undefeated a few years ago.
 

TheOriginalCane

All American
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HurricaneHauk

Freshman
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4,234
Man, as a canes fan living in Orlando, I really can't stand UCF. They rank up there maybe even ahead of Gaytor fans in their delusion.

They seriously think that they should have back to back national titles. They think teams are afraid of them. Their fans will tell you that they would run rough shod over any conference, ACC, SEC, BIG 10 you name it. I had a neighbor tell me that Alabama would be afraid to play them when they went undefeated a few years ago.

Too bad they’re too stupid to see they’ve gotten worse and worse since Frost left
 

Hold My Beer

North Florida lifer
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1. The "Future of College Football" is led by a guy who got fired 5 months ago?

2. Why isn't this billboard on I-4 somewhere near Tampa taunting USF — UCF's only actual rival from now until eternity?

3. The vast majority of UCF, USF, FAU, FIU, B-CU, FAMU football fans are also fans of the Canes or the Noles or the Gators. But the opposite — as we all know — is not true.
 

The Sphinx

Freshman
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More or less how I felt reading this, @mirvin88.

On the one hand, fvck UiF as a university, a football program, and as a fanbase. I unapologetically hate them, and I wish them no peace, ever, even in death. May they always be harried, harassed, and troubled. May their jorts be forever itchy. May their fans continue to suffer disfiguring tooth decay down to the last molar. May successive tornados rain down upon the tattered roofs of their single-wides. May their meth labs be highly combustible and prone to violent explosion. And may their cousins all have the most virulent herpes imaginable (because it's just a matter of time).

But, on the other hand, giant fvcking lol at UCF thinking they are anything but a gang of fleas in the collective filthy mullet of UiF. Hanging banners for imaginary NCs, thinking they are too good for a 2 for 1 with any of the big three in Florida, and now this? Advertising themselves as "the future of college football"? That program is, at best, an interesting footnote to the 2017 season of college football. I'd say UCF Tears, except their program just doesn't warrant that sort of attention.

This feeling of somewhat almost sort of siding with UiF fans on something (anything) related to college football has me very uneasy, @flagator86, and I blame you for bringing this billboard to my attention. My whole day is fvcked now.
Your first paragraph actually brought a tear to my eye. I salute you, sir.
 
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