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Now Choad has to spend the remaining years of his miserable life knowing the family name will be mocked forever in gaytor land.

I hope he chokes on the “gaytor love” he’s going to get ... those hillbillies will never let that family forget “the shoe”. Pretty soon, they’ll mock all of them for being busts, as they pile on.

Choke on it, Choad.
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Now Choad has to spend the remaining years of his miserable life knowing the family name will be mocked forever in gaytor land.

I hope he chokes on the “gaytor love” he’s going to get ... those hillbillies will never let that family forget “the shoe”. Pretty soon, they’ll mock all of them for being busts, as they pile on.

Choke on it, Choad.
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Pretty soon, the entire state of Florida will hate the Wilson family, and little kids who aren't even related will have to change their names.

Good job, Choad.
 
Sigma_Cane_7 said:
Bruh, I was with you until you dropped “top trainer in the hospital.” I get the point but that **** was funny bro. Lol
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You don’t think having head trainer away from team doesn’t hurt? It impacts injured players, rehab and then just the fact that players maybe were worried old dude as going to die. Luck we got our *** kicked but who knows what’s was going on in these kids heads. Time to move on
 
Oh come on everyone knows the Atlanta Falcon's want Marco, they need an Ace in the hole to choke away more games in the 4th quarter. Marco "Shoes" Wilson is the Ace. The Falcon's might have to fend off the Raiders as I hear they like to choke in the last minutes of a game also. Who better then Marco "Shoes" Wilson from dbu?
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OldhamA said:
Good lord, when was the last time we had a dbag?

We have a team of ******* choirboys these days. That's part of the problem.
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We actually have a group of players who in fact douche now. They just don't understand the difference in Hogtown.
 
Just in the last few years, off the top of my head...

BB gun and frying pan fights with small-time drug dealers.
Credit card scams involving multiple players.
Kissing the coach's wife before every game.
Allegedly sexually assaulting your male roommate/teammate (Steele and Jalon Jones).
Allegedly choking your female tutor (Huggins).
Allegedly grabbing your GF by the throat, resulting in arrest (Edwards).
Allegedly sexually assaulting two different women on the same evening (Jalon Jones again).
Having your assistant director of player personnel arrested for cyberstalking his ex and allegedly threatening to blow up her car (Yelverton).
Being pulled over while rolling with your homies with an AR-15 in the backseat (Toney).
Having your head coach trying to start a brawl against an opposing team.
The (premature) celebratory shoe toss.

Yeah, it takes a real humanist and academic scholar to sign with UiF.
 
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