Tears Gator Tears

[5ringshowboutu]

When you have to make a new Twitter jist to talk **** to some dude who claims to be "cane nation"

 

[JD08]

I get the impression that his mother's maiden name might have been Klump

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I get the impression that his mother's maiden name might have been Klump

That should be our cheer when we play the Gaytors again, every time that Fatson gets on the field for his 1 play per series, we should chant "Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!"

 

[UMinati]

So which one is he the big fat slow guy, or the other big fat slow guy?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[TheMatador]

Fyi everybody, we did not just experience an earthquake in florida. Fatson jumped down off a 6 inch box causing earthquake like rumbling up and down the entire eastern coast of the country. I've also been informed he has been banned from entering the Atlantic ocean or gulf of Mexico waters from fear of him falling into the water and causing catastrophic tsunamis

Explains the tremors we felt in Maryland. Now I wonder if that thin layer of smoke wafting over us is really California wildfire smoke drifting eastward or did the kid fart.

 

[The Real Kirk Lazarus]

Explains the tremors we felt in Maryland. Now I wonder if that thin layer of smoke wafting over us is really California wildfire smoke drifting eastward or did the kid fart.

Were there any catastrophic mudslides reported anywhere?

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

I was going to say he’d eat Mrs Mullet, but then again, hasn’t everbody?

 

[TheMatador]

Savage bro - He’s the top S&C Coach in CFB. Better than Tommy Moffitt even. As the State of Florida‘s premier university, and top 10 academics, that automatically puts him at #1.

Everybody knows UF is the Harvard of.....Gainesville.

 

[RVACane]

I’m tempted to start referring to him as Rerun but Rerun looks svelt compared to this dude.

 

[TheMatador]

So which one is he the big fat slow guy, or the other big fat slow guy?

The one with the bigger butt. I could even get by that center on a screen play. Dumb gator.

 

[Canes2082]

OMFG.... and they think this guy is the #1 DT in Florida.... id love to have every UF fan drug tested right now. How is he a 4**????

He reminds me of Terrance Cody from Bama who was massive but wasnt a 3 down player and had problems controlling his weight

 

[skyman]

This ****e is insane. There is actually a Gaytor fan celebrating this non-event?

So let me see if I understand this. A 400 pound defensive tackle managed to elevate his arms to shoulder level and "swim" past an OL who was releasing out to block for a screen pass. This 400 pound DT then took 2 half-speed steps forward (towards nobody) before slowing down even further, since the football was now 10 yards away from him.

And this is the guy that the Gaytor fans are claiming is even better at the DT position than Leonard Taylor or any other prospective candidate. THIS guy. Fatson. He is going to "wreck" SEC offensive linemen.

Good lord. If Fatson wasn't such a big trash-talker on social media, he would be a top candidate to fall out of the Top 1000 recruits.

Someone needs to send this outstanding video to all of the Rivals and 247 recruiting guys. This is a HIGHLIGHT video of one of the worst and most overweight DTs in this recruiting cycle.

Look at that swim move!

I feel like I am being trolled when I watch this dude getting posted on twitter, like no ******* way this is real.. WTFFFF..

 

[superman]

I’m tempted to start referring to him as Rerun but Rerun looks svelt compared to this dude.


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nah, he's more Bookman aka Buffalo Butt from Good Times

 

[surfcane]

And the gators think that they are TE U.
The delusion is beyond delusional.

 

[Canes2082]

I’m tempted to start referring to him as Rerun but Rerun looks svelt compared to this dude.


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Rerun could move! I never knew until last year he was an original pop locker with Toni Basil



He shows up at 245 min mark...

 

[Cajuncane]

Well he could be a run stuffer...when he falls down it’d take a back 5 minutes to round around his fat ***...

 

[Mikeiavelli]

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And the gators think that they are TE U.
The delusion is beyond delusional.

Pitts will get drafted 11 times in the 1st round this year

 

[LokiCane]

Pitts will get drafted 11 times in the 1st round this year

Nah, all 32 teams will draft him in the 1st round...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I’m tempted to start referring to him as Rerun but Rerun looks svelt compared to this dude.


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Now THAT is a swim move!