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[theribdoctor]

It whines and complains on the way out about not being a ****

as I push closer and closer to my mid 40's, don't trust a fart.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

is it any more potent than a meat fart?

Meat fart:

Avocado fart:

 

[TheOriginalCane]

as I push closer and closer to my mid 40's, don't trust a fart.

Rank the trustworthiness of "a fart" against "a big butt and a smile".

 

[theribdoctor]

Rank the trustworthiness of "a fart" against "a big butt and a smile".

 

[RVACane]

What ever happened to Brock?

He lost his head...

 

[Stylie]

Never forget...

Viral 'Go Gata' congresswoman found guilty of taking money from charity

The former congresswoman was found guilty of taking money from a sham charity.

www.saturdaydownsouth.com

Go Gata

 

[theribdoctor]

Rank the trustworthiness of "a fart" against "a big butt and a smile".

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

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Nurglings in the running for tallest midget with that post, but the clowns will ignore him.

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Aight hold up Pitts isn't even a tight end he can't block for ****, he's a big WR

 

[RVACane]

Aight hold up Pitts isn't even a tight end he can't block for ****, he's a big WR

You’re talking about the likely first ever dual Mackey/Billetnikoff Award winner and a Heisman finalist.

He’s a triple threat and a quadruple cover for the Defense.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You’re talking about the likely first ever dual Mackey/Billetnikoff Award winner and a Heisman finalist.

He’s a triple threat and a quadruple cover for the Defense.

And a 5-tool player in baseball and a 6-star recruit if there was justice in the world.

 

[TC@ne]

So I expect to see these 5 finalists sitting there together on TV for the ceremony:

Trevor Lawrence
Justin Fields
Kyle Trask
Emory Jones
Kyle Pitts

You know **** well Trey Dean has a WAY HIGHER chance than that trash Justin Fields, come on now!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And another one!

Gaytors closing in on another 3-star, but (of course) someone is going to find an alternate ranking service to make this a big win!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytors are so transparent.

This is from their "why is Jalen Kitna ranked so low" thread. No commentary necessary. Res Ipsa Loquitur.

 

[theribdoctor]

Gaytors are so transparent.

This is from their "why is Jalen Kitna ranked so low" thread. No commentary necessary. Res Ipsa Loquitur.

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[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytors favorite album:

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He also wears that mask in bed...

 

[TRick72]

Or Leonard Manuel. Potato, potahto.

Arjei Henderson was another 2019 guy that left before he ever enrolled, he ended up at Jacksonville State. 4-star on Rivals.

And who can forget 2018's Justin Watkins, arrested twice in three months? 4-star on Rivals.

There's also 2018's Noah Banks, who retired from football (epilepsy), came back, and then retired a second time a month later. 4-star on Rivals.

How about 2017's Adarius Lemons, who quit the Gaytors AND was arrested for felony battery on his girlfriend. Do I have to say it? Rivals 4-star.

2017's Jake Allen (QB). ONLY A 3-STAR ON RIVALS.

In 2017, James Robinson had a suspension AND a heart condition, and was not medically cleared to return. 4-star on Rivals.

2017, Nicholas Smith, medical issue. ONLY A RIVALS 3-STAR.

Finally, how could anyone ever overlook Tight End GAAAWD Lucas Krull. He may not have had a huge impact on the Rivals ratings, though he was clearly one of the two best tight ends in Florida at the time, but he certainly burned an IC slot for the Gaytors.

2016 Honorable Mentions - Former Heisman Finalist Feleipe Franks (Rivals 4-star, transferred out), Antonneous Clayton (Rivals 5-star!!! bust, transferred out), Jordan Smith (Rivals 3-star, credit card fraud), McArthur "Don't Call Me Sonny" Burnett (Rivals 3-star, transferred out), and Dre Massey (Rivals 4-star, stole a $5K watch).

Come on, TRick, update your list!

Dammm!!! I thought it was bad just with the players I listed but this is brutal! Thanks for the work, list updated.

 

[theribdoctor]

He also wears that mask in bed...

he doesn't want to catch the cooties from his wife.