Gainesville Family Reunion?

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What do you get at a family reunion in Gainesville?

A full set of teeth

maybe

GO CANES!
F the Gators!

Herpes

Jorts

Gonorrhea

Mac & mayo runs

Syphillis

A feeling of guilt and/or lust around your siblings

Pubic lice

Not Me Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live


Gonna briefly interrupt the legitimate North Florida stereotypin' to clarify that its only the UF/FSU/Bama/UGA/Aub/LSU/SEC slurpers who behave that way and not us Canes up here

Thank you!

call the midwife GIF by PBS
 
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Complete? I don't see scabies or monkeypox on the list.
That's the best you got?
Scabies is worth a point, but monkey pox?

How about these:

Arrested
Molested
Married
Divorced
Turned on
Came on
Crotch rot
Unemployment checks
Dumber
Cigarette burns (Virginia Slims)
Nascar runner up bobbleheads
Old non-working appliances
Old non-working vehicles
Old non-working relatives
Poor investment advice

Ok, I gotta go back to work now.
 
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That's the best you got?
Scabies is worth a point, but monkey pox?

How about these:

Arrested
Molested
Married
Divorced
Turned on
Came on
Crotch rot
Unemployment checks
Dumber
Cigarette burns (Virginia Slims)
Nascar runner up bobbleheads
Old non-working appliances
Old non-working vehicles
Old non-working relatives
Poor investment advice

Ok, I gotta go back to work now.
How can you leave off being ****ed off while being ****ed on?
 
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