Brenda Sononuts: "It's a trend, it's a trend, it's a trend..."
"Florida State's booster organization joins a growing trend of programs that are scaling back on the spring booster circuit"
and
"The other source said that FSU and the booster organization have discussed slowing down or outright stopping the tour in recent years, a trend that has occurred quickly at other programs as well."
Soooo, Brenda, can you name all the other programs that are a part of this "trend"?
"FSU and SBI aren't the only entities to slow down the booster events. In-state rival Florida, for example, went from about 10 stops in the springs of 2022-23, to only six in 2024. There was no tour information announced in 2025 ahead of what turned out to be the final season for embattled coach Billy Napier."
Now, boys and girls, what can we deduce from this brilliantly-written and meticulously-sourced article? Maybe nothing more than this: Prison Mike Norvell is now officially as "embattled" as Slingblade Billy Napier was at this same time last year....