FSU busts out the Turnover Bookbag

[Number1CanesFan]

Shh, its not the Turnover Purse...

Its the turnover 'satchel'.

I heard that if a player gets 2 turnovers in a game, he gets to wear a matching ***** pack!!!!

 

[canefrank]

Recruit: "Mom and Dad I really want to commit to FSU, I will fit right in! Plus I get to keep the purse sorry bag pack for the entire week!"

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I heard that if a player gets 2 turnovers in a game, he gets to wear a matching ***** pack!!!!

Get three turnovers and they have a ceremony where Willie personally puts one of these in your bookbag of ****s.

 

[Number1CanesFan]

I heard that if a player gets 2 turnovers in a game, he gets to wear

 

[Number1CanesFan]

I heard that if a player gets 2 turnovers in a game, he gets to wear a matching ***** pack!!!!

Holy **** thats ***

 

[Number1CanesFan]

I just got the 411 on the turnover back pack. The idea is when a player gets a turnover and wears the backpack, the opposing team will be laughing so hard they will intentionally turn the ball over just to see another FSU player put it on. I really think it's a winning strategy. I already want Miami to turn the ball over in the FSU game on their 1st possession, just to see that oversized man purse come out.

 

[deleted18678]

I hope they make a song

 

[deleted18678]

Florida State football is gayer than cu’m on a mustache. Which is fine

 

[deleted18678]

Dyme Lyfe needs to make a parody FSU turnover purse shirt

 

[GonzoCane]

Well, it is a Women’s Teacher College, after all. If the backpack fits, wear it.

 

[BS85]

From CBS Sports:

"It's happened. We've reached the point where the sideline props for defensive players who get a turnover officially jumped the shark. On Saturday night, while struggling to get past mighty Samford, Florida State unveiled ...

... the turnover backpack.​

I mean, what is there to say? Some teams have awesome chains they hand out. Others have thrones for them to sit on. Florida State has a ... backpack. Sure, there could be some Lunchables in that backpack, which would increase the value of the prize tenfold. One of the worst things about growing up is that you can no longer eat Lunchables without people looking at you funny. Because your ham and cheese sandwich is so sophisticated, Bob! You think you're better than me?

Uh, sorry, OK, so this turnover backpack. Yeah, it's dumb, but not in the fun, foolish kind of way. Just in a dumb way. If I were Florida State, I would take my performance against Samford Saturday night, stuff it in that backpack along with some heavy rocks and then throw it into Lake Jackson."


Dead @ Lunchables.

I occasionally eat Lunchables when no one is looking, especially the ones with the Capri Sun and dessert

 

[deleted7012]

What is this world coming to? First Brian Kelly switches footballs with soccer balls to mimic the atmosphere at Hard Rock and now FSU comes up with a response to our turnover chain that is CLEARLY A WOMAN'S BAG!! WTF?!?!

 

[Cliff Knutson]

On par with Tennessee’s trash can.

 

[simplycanes]

Not sure where this falls under LGBTQ, but you can make a case for any of the first four.

 

[canefrank]

how are the Nole boards reacting to this? Are their fans wearing pink backpacks in mass to their next home game? Wow

 

[BradTheBearKiller]

It's yours for $495, those cheap ******** couldn't come up with something more creative?
The Crown Collection (Large) Red Backpack

 

[TemplarCane]

What the FSU Turnover item should be...

 

[deleted7012]

If I were an FSU defensive player i'd ask to be reassigned to the offense. If denied, I'd run FROM the ball when the opposing offenses fumbled LOL. This purse DISincentivizes turnovers LOL Taggart totally got it wrong!! Only Jalen Ramsey would be incentivized by this!! LMAO!!!



Silly Noles, always trying to be like us but failing miserably in the process! Reminds me of the FSU rap video from the 80s! LOL

 

[nobeastofburden]

UiF will come out with the Turnover ***** Pack.

Oversized pair of Jorts.

 

[TreOFive]

This is the greatest ******* thing!!! Ol Willie just cannot help himself. He gotta bite off of us and be lame when he does it. 1st it was his turnover "O" @ Oregan which was straight ****..now this Lame *** turnover backpack......I am loving it.

I hope they give that ******* a 10 yr extension. And mullen looking like a giant corch too. While there will inevitably be a retarded 4 or 5 start that ends up going to one of these two POS schools, I feel good about our recruiting future vs these two dumb asses





PS...dont think I have ever shared this but....I was offered a job @ Florida State many years ago...I got called in to interview, the interview was going great and I had a strong feeling I was going to get the job. Towards the ends of the panel interview portion, they asked me what else I liked to do outside of my discipline.....I proceeded to tell them that I was a huge CFB fan. They all lit up and began commenting about how great their football team was. I could have gone along and remained PC to make sure I did not ***** the job offer up...but I elected to keep it 100%.....I told them I was a life long Miami Hurricane Fan.....the look on their faces was ******* priceless....also I never got the job.

One of the best things I ever did...no regrets!!!!