FSU busts out the Turnover Bookbag

The sad thing is, it’s got Gaytor print. Lol. And that mug is brick red, not garnet!

The wife immediate comment when she saw it was,”did they buy it at Ross?” Ah yeah it is not even thier color. I wonder if the Seminole Tribe will ask them to stop using thier name now. FSU is no longer anything related to cool.
 
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What the **** is this even supposed to symbolize? I mean, the turnover chain is us embracing the South Florida swag but what in the world is an effing bookbag supposed to mean. The douche chills.......
 
Bruh I would drop every interception *** it, I would give up my dreams and not make it to the nfl cause I dont want turnovers to be on tv with that special ed bookbag. U know **** well the only thing in there is a sheet a paper with tic tac toe games in crayola.

My wife use to be a model and she said the same thing. Would drop the ball rather than wear that embarrassing thing. This might be the thing that unifies America again.
 
From CBS Sports:

"It's happened. We've reached the point where the sideline props for defensive players who get a turnover officially jumped the shark. On Saturday night, while struggling to get past mighty Samford, Florida State unveiled ...

... the turnover backpack.​

I mean, what is there to say? Some teams have awesome chains they hand out. Others have thrones for them to sit on. Florida State has a ... backpack. Sure, there could be some Lunchables in that backpack, which would increase the value of the prize tenfold. One of the worst things about growing up is that you can no longer eat Lunchables without people looking at you funny. Because your ham and cheese sandwich is so sophisticated, Bob! You think you're better than me?

Uh, sorry, OK, so this turnover backpack. Yeah, it's dumb, but not in the fun, foolish kind of way. Just in a dumb way. If I were Florida State, I would take my performance against Samford Saturday night, stuff it in that backpack along with some heavy rocks and then throw it into Lake Jackson."


Dead @ Lunchables.
 
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I think it symbolizes the bags of cash they can hand out without the NCAA giving a care. Some sec school should hand out old time movie prop bags with the dollar sign painted on it.
 
It's amazing all the lame imitations of the turnover chain that keep popping up, and this FSU backpack or whatever it is is pretty lame. No imagination or creativity at all. Now if I were tasked to come up with something, I'd do like a turnover cheerleader. Of course in FSU's case, I'd be a male cheerleader.
 
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