For those that like to beat a dead horse...

[Felonious Monk]

This is true, but I once saw a chick blow cigar smoke from her vajayjay.

@Felonious Monk and @ben can confirm.

Best. Weekend. Ever.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Only advice I can give to the Wisconsin community is for nobody to give TVD another BMW. Once he gets his hands on a BMW, he gets complacent and comfortable.

Opt instead for the humble Kia or Hyundai.

A street legal golf cart would've probably been optimal.

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]