TRIGGER WARNING:
This thread may present toxic masculinity themes and imagery for porsters who are pre-op trannies and/or undergoing estrogen hormone therapy. Reader discretion is advised.
"Rule #1 of Chuck Norris' Rules? Mario Cristobal allows Chuck Norris Rules to exist in the first place"
- Chuck Norris
"Everything about being a man, I learned from Mario Cristobal"
- John Wayne
"I fear him [Mario], and ordered my forces to retreat away from his greatness and pay him tribute"
- Ghengis Khan
"I allow Mario to approach within 10ft of my presence and make momentary eye contact with me."
- Butch DAW GAWD