Fitzgerald (is skinny, per Mario)

[CanesNation26]

Mario was being dead serious which is why that vid so funny

 

[JG13]

Mario just skinny shamed Bryce on national tv.

 

[Travis Bickle]

It’s a Cuban thing, Mom and Dad always tell em they are too skinny…it’s an affectionate gesture, all love there.

That goes for a lot of cultures. My parents keep insisting that I'm getting skinnier. At some point in time, if that was true, I would probably cease to exist.

 

[LuCane]

Gave me a flashback to my Cuban grandma. RIP.

 

[drewm3i]

He does need to bulk up so he can get better at tackling!

 

[Donny Donowitz]

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Well played sir.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

Gave me a flashback to my Cuban grandma. RIP.

My Cuban grandma and 2 Cuban aunts! RIP.

 

[supacane]

You don't wanna visit your relatives in the Islands. They will just say it. Jamaicans just be like, u too fat, or u too maawga, which means skinny. And then produce like a big plate of food with like 4 different kinds of meats.

 

[Travis Bickle]

When I was a kid, when asked for food, you always had to go one tier down:

No, I don't want any = you get food
Yeah, I'll have a little = a plate full
I'm hungry = may God have mercy on your soul

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]

 

[Trav]

okay looks like the bulk up project is underway. Remember most of these kids can bulk up fast with the right diet/lifting regimen.

 

[Ric Flair Blitz]

he already looks so much bigger

AUGUST CANT COME SOON ENOUGH

 

[QuattroCane]

When I was a kid, when asked for food, you always had to go one tier down:

No, I don't want any = you get food
Yeah, I'll have a little = a plate full
I'm hungry = may God have mercy on your soul

As a person of Italian heritage it was always, “I already ate, oh, so just a little then” no was not an option.

 

[skyman]

okay looks like the bulk up project is underway. Remember most of these kids can bulk up fast with the RIGHT diet/lifting regimen.

As long as @JHallCanes is still on payroll, you dam right..

 

[JHallCanes]

As long as @JHallCanes is still on payroll, you dam right..

Yessir!

“DIET”

And

“EXERCISE”

 

[skyman]

 

[N.M.B. Cane]

My guess is they’re setting him up to replace Thomas and prob put Thornton at nickel

 

[ageezy]

My guess is they’re setting him up to replace Thomas and prob put Thornton at nickel

i think poyser is more of fit in jakobe's role ...

 

[Salt]

I smell an Islas Canarias NIL deal in the works.

 

[Steve44]

he needs to attend the Keionte Scott School of Tackling