Finally......a protest

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Are you a motivational speaker or life coach?

That was a brilliant exhortation! Your magnum opus, so much better than your herd material.

You are a leader of men!

After Fifteen years of being the "Life Coach" for the University of Miami football team, I was recently terminated due to derogatory comments posted on a particular Canes football message board.

Yesterday morning, Qassem Soleimani hired me as his 'Life Coach'. My first suggestion was he get some R&R by visiting Iraq...proving 'Life Coaches' don't hit home runs every time they are up to bat.
 
After Fifteen years of being the "Life Coach" for the University of Miami football team, I was recently terminated due to derogatory comments posted on a particular Canes football message board.

Yesterday morning, Qassem Soleimani hired me as his 'Life Coach'. My first suggestion was he get some R&R by visiting Iraq...proving 'Life Coaches' don't hit home runs every time they are up to bat.
So you're the one responsible for this mess?
 
So you're the one responsible for this mess?

I prefer to think of it as an episode, experience, a stroll down the partly cloudy side of the street. Always remember there are people who have it much worse than you. Heard that in a Bob Dylan song, or was it a Partridge Family episode?

Having a positive view of life is critical, Tin Cup taught us that:

How did a great ball striker like you manage to shoot an 83? Tin Cup: Well, I missed a 4-foot putt on 18 for an 82. And then he went on to give away the U.S. Open. Not all stories end with, boy gets girl.
 
looks like it's going down

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Blueprint of how not to run a protest. You need to get media involved. You need to get someone important involved. You need to plan for two straight weeks minimum.
 
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