As the father of a million children (not just 1.5), I greatly respect this decision.
Feld seems to be a weak, lazy, coward. A fully grown child, who lets the weakest members of society dictate his life choices. It is much better that he quarantine himself from the athletes of our university, than risk this mindset of “family reasons” infects the players. Career seppuku for a kid? Find some needles or get out of my gym, beta cuck soy.
I heard rumblings last fall that he was “getting into calisthenics”. Is there a surer sign that a man has lost his soul than abandoning the free weights that carried him in mother muscle’s womb? Someone who had his respect (or his wife) should’ve stepped in and immediately cut off everything that wasn’t weighted at both ends. Nothing with a handle, a cushion, or a cable should’ve been permitted. If I knew how to cry, I would shed a tear, because his family is two years away from wearing tinfoil hats to keep the 5G waves from eating their brains. (Too late). I assume he’s already started reading the ingredients on his children’s juice boxes.
I imagine his children are males, as it seems they took all of his testosterone with them. I suggest a heavy diet of sleep, clean eating, and intercourse (if he’s still able to perform). And also never wearing the same polo as Mario again. Literally should text CMC every day to ensure they are wearing different articles of clothing. This will help nothing, but will demonstrate his subservience to other men, which all future employers should know ahead of time (this might help him at women’s colleges, I don’t know about their ways).
My children love me because of the honor and respect I have given them by letting them bear my last name. They know I am home by my pheromones, not my face. They know I am strong by the millions of siblings they fight against daily (also that I am virile).
Go Canes!