Fall Camp 2025 PractiSe 10- Sunday August 10

Brother, we are all Mario at this point! It’s the same dialogue that’s been said since literally 2022.

His pressers are guaranteed to shout out “all the elite human beings”, which at this point, I’m going to assume he doesn’t know what “elite” is since EVERYBODY is elite.

His practices are always going to be “we’re working, we’re progressing, we have things to clean up, guys were getting at it, it’s become physical, saw this player do some good, we’re ready to go.”

It’s the most vanilla **** we’ve seen, & WE STILL DON’T KNOW IF JO JO HAS LEGS OR NOT!!!
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There are 2 coaches in sports that I listen to if I see/hear them speaking. Mike Tomlin and Paul Maurice. That’s it. Other than that, I haven’t heard a single word a coach has said since 1996. None of them say anything. Ever. Save yourself the time and literally do anything different. Even if it’s just staring at a spot on your floor. It’s still more beneficial than listening to coach interviews/press conferences.

Honorable mention to Ed Orgeron when he was still around simply because I died laughing every time he spoke.
 
He’s still around at every Miami practice. He acts the same way he does on TV. Great dude.

His kid is still here, right?

He’s the man. One of the both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious humans ever made.

FWIW, I meant “still around” as in coaching and giving regular press conferences.
 
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can i ask a favor of my two favorite porsters (jhall and empirical) nobody's kicking nobody's *** unless its me kicking both of your asses at the same time, video rolling mofos. when gearing up for our little soiree, please note that I am 59, i work at a desk, i read a computer screen all day, i power walk for exercise. so come at mee bro. which one first?
Is it expected to take long? I can't stand for long periods. Otherwise,
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