F-ck. You. “The”. Narduzzi!

Narduzzi certainly has a weird obsession with Miami. Was he an assistant on a team that got their *** kicked over and over again? He lost a AA wide receiver to USC, and All-ACC caliber players in the defensive tackle that went to Notre Dame and the linebacker that left for Texas, but he keeps taking shots at Miami.

Calling for a 50-burger this year at home.
 
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I know it was confirmed during the portal but I’m glad we went after the Pitt kid. He looks like a good one

Even happier that we got Mensah though
Their last TF starter last year also looked like a good one, and he stunk it up in his second year. Let's play a game called which one is Holstein and which one is Heintschel
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Their last TF starter last year also looked like a good one, and he stunk it up in his second year. Let's play a game called which one is Holstein and which one is HeintschelView attachment 367647View attachment 367648
I like Heintschel a lot if he was with Dawson

But to your point no doubt QB sophomore slumps are a huge deal. The Sellers hype was insane
 
He’s nice and protected over there so it will be hard for him to actually fail. Similar to Sayin.

Carrs stats against teams with a pulse are mediocre at best. He can light up Navy and Arkansas with the best of em though
Its been well documented what I think of him. Love and Price drove the offense last year. They are gonna hand him the keys and say drive this season and hes gonna crash well before 11/7
 
We got a bunch of QBs PAIDDDDD, you dont remember the scramble? (its easy to overlook because portal was open during championship run, smfh) We were making a bunch of offers and things were falling thru, got soo bad, even D$ was SIIIIICK on the podcast when it seemed we exhausted every option, they even mentioned this scenario (not by name), then Dennis put on the ski mask and ran up on Manny last day :ibis-roflmao-sm3:
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We got a bunch of QBs PAIDDDDD, you dont remember the scramble? (its easy to overlook because portal was open during championship run, smfh) We were making a bunch of offers and things were falling thru, got soo bad, even D$ was SIIIIICK on the podcast when it seemed we exhausted every option, they even mentioned this scenario (not by name), then Dennis put on the ski mask and ran up on Manny last day :ibis-roflmao-sm3:
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Mario to Narduzzi:


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That’s why they low key dissed Mario’s coaching for years, them the media and ACC. Cause they knew this time would come where they get bodied yearly. Pause

Never believed that coaching bs, just waited patiently and impatiently for the roster rebuild.
Every years anonymous acc coach opinions on Miami is either from Narduzzi or brohm. Worst kept secret.
 
Remember when Alabama made a lucrative offer to TVD? Exactly.

And of course Miami pivoted to Mensah AFTER losing out on their first choice, some bum who threw for 190 yards against us.
 
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