MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[Geddy Lee]

This needed a thread? Do you desperately seek approval that much?

3 middle fingers? That’s very impressive

 

[Geddy Lee]

@PIPO Showdown gif

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

The more we play the more offensive skill position recruits get disgusted

 

[Brometheus]

CMC needs to take a hard look in the mirror and realize his offensive philosophy isn't working here. Gattis ain't it but CMC is the one that has to make the change

 

[SinisterCane]

Offensive regression under Mario????

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

I've said it 30x tonight, I've never seen such a limited playbook in my entire life.

 

[PIPO]

Total offense

2021 449.7YPG 19th overall
2022 365.2 YPG 89th overall

Scoring offense

2021 34.1PPG 24th overall
2022 24.2PPG 92nd overall

What is it vs P5 opponents?

 

[JHallCanes]

That Frank Broyles is full of ****, man

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

Down two scores clock running but we are bleeding time by checking to the sideline for another horrible play call lol

 

[Odysseus]

This niqqa coached a offense to 8 first half yards, I'm over it

 

[caneworld]

Gattis is authentic, genuine bull poopoo

 

[PIPO]

Im not the one spending 18 hours a day on Twitter and Canes message boards. I get it though, it’s all a projection for you

 

[canes1996]

It’s actually much worse than that against just P5. It’s not just a regression. We’ve fallen off a cliff.

 

[Rellyrell]

What is it vs P5 opponents?

16.1

 

[PIPO]

16.1

 

[Mackmiller974]

What is it vs P5 opponents?

The entire schedule, it would be a lot worse if it was against just power 5 teams

 

[Mackmiller974]

Down two scores clock running but we are bleeding time by checking to the sideline for another horrible play call lol

Absolutely hate it, why do we continue to do that check with me BS when it hasn't worked all season

 

[88]

Absolutely hate it, why do we continue to do that check with me BS when it hasn't worked all season

Doesnt trust any QB because the system is confusing and inept as **** for QB's.

 

[MPCane17]

He should not be allowed into the Hecht ever again. Absolute joke. My 3 year old could be more creative in terms of game planning and creating space for players, even the mid ones. But instead of that - let’s run tight receiver bunches so nobody has space to work and then line up with tight splits all on the OL which creates zero space for holes to be created for the RB’s. I would rather have Todd Berry or Pat Nix calling plays rather than this broyles award hack - and that’s saying something.

He should be gone by Monday morning. Start a search, and at least have a name in place or at least a few names so recruits have an idea what our next move is.

 

[WanderFranco]

Stfu you weak *** internet troll, absolutely can't stand people like you who do nothing but talk **** behind a computer avatar because they are so miserable in real life and it makes them feel like a big strong man

But dudes who are going to start new threads for the next six days about how bad Gattis is aren't miserable in real life?