MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[Canedude08]

Take the worst loss we've had in 43 years and project from there.
I don't know if it works that way.

If this is the worst loss in 43 years, then I don't know what to tell you.

 

[UMiamiAlum]

Looks like a bad matchup to me

They can score a lot of points and our defense sucks ****

Our offense certainly isn’t out scoring anyone

Tell me I’m wrong…

 

[Dlachowski]

You’re wrong

 

[rok]

One thing is FOR ABSOLUTE CERTAIN:

we'll get off to a sputtering start

 

[UMiamiAlum]

You’re wrong

 

[RVACane]

I have to agree with you until I see differently.

 

[305407cane]

Well I’ll be damned

 

[westcoastcanes]

After getting our **** pushed in by MTSU and becoming the laughing stock of the 2022 season, are we actual betting favorites in any remaining game on the schedule? Anyone checked the betting lines or is that too early? Injuries to the running backs in a power run scheme. Injuries to the top two WR's for when we have to come back from a 3+ point deficit. Etc.

 

[Dlachowski]

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

 

[305407cane]

Dj ivey will lock down josh downs and cement his status as a first rounder

 

[QuattroCane]

Come in to every game with the mind-set that we're going to lose and you may just end up being surprised.
This is a broken team right now and it's gonna take more than four games to get it on track.

 

[NJshoreCane]

If this is the worst loss in 43 years, then I don't know what to tell you.

I was exaggerating a bit, and It's debatable depending on your criteria, (OSU '02, ND '88, PSU '86 were really mine)
but....
that wasn't even my point.

My point wasn't about whatever you think our worst loss was.
My point was that taking the "insert most recent horrible game", and projecting season conclusions from there, is not exactly an exact science....
if you know what I mean.

 

[Firesite]

Enos thinks we may have a shot. He and Gattis got together during the bye week to come up with the best Corching game plan to take on UNC.

 

[CanesFiend]

Dude created an account just to start yet another "super controversial" crybaby thread. We need a screening process.

 

[HerbieDaGawd]

Enos thinks we may have a shot. He and Gattis got together during the bye week to come up with the best Corching game plan to take on UNC.

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Enos was better than Gattis. Don't @ me.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Enos thinks we may have a shot. He and Gattis got together during the bye week to come up with the best Corching game plan to take on UNC.

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Jesus Christ....are you telling me Enos gifted Gattis with a Blue & Maize Marker???

 

[305407cane]

Enos was better than Gattis. Don't @ me.

Dude ur hurt bad. I know. But no he was not

 

[HerbieDaGawd]

Dude ur hurt bad. I know. But no he was not

He was.

1) he can coach up QBs
2) he does more with less (we had far fewer analysts on staff and a younger, less talented O line, and a manny corched team)

 

[UMiamiAlum]

Enos thinks we may have a shot. He and Gattis got together during the bye week to come up with the best Corching game plan to take on UNC.

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Fvck. I missed this until now. Wish I never would’ve seen this. Although I think he might be better than Gattis.