MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[Unsider]

It isn't.

Yep, we in the super hi-rise elevator on the way down that stops at every floor, with lights out, and we pray at every stop that this is it.

 

[The canesman]

Man you have to be really bad to earn this recognition. Play the cheerleaders

 

[The canesman]

MTS proved that and they proved it convincingly. These guys enjoyed the beating.

 

[Unsider]

Man you have to be really bad to earn this recognition. Play the cheerleaders

They hate us anyways, so it’s not that they have to make much of an effort, to start with.

 

[SSCane]

Look, guys, at least we're guaranteed to beat the Bye Week.

Only down side, we usually get beat twice as bad by our next opponent, after we “beat” our bye week.

 

[CBurrr93]

The whole season is beat FSU to me. We will drop 5-6

 

[90scane]

Can we get more spoilers?

 

[TRick72]

It should be pinned to their Instagram, Twitter, or whatever the **** young people use today.

Judging by our offensive scheme, it’s most likely MySpace

 

[Salt]

I don't want to be ranked #1 until we can prove we can stay at #1. Wait, I think we can do that just fine.

More like....I don’t want to be ranked worst performing team in college football until we’ve earned it. We just did.

 

[Kempo Cane]

So you really think UConn, UMass, Charlotte, etc could beat Miami?

Honest question at this point.

 

[sdaly12]

You think that will happen? We have what we have, no amount of rearranging with change the current DNA.

agreed , but i am hoping the -ucking glass is 1/2 full

 

[ddann]

Wow, we're starting the "We can still win the Coastal" before even starting ACC play. That's an all time low right there.

Which part of “All our goals are still in front of us” don’t you understand?

 

[Empirical Cane]

******* sad. Come on Canes, do better! That's all.

You are not the only one.

Next year, App St and MTSU will pay Miami $1.5MM to serve has tune ups for their squads before real big contests.

 

[Empirical Cane]

So you really think UConn, UMass, Charlotte, etc could beat Miami?

Yes.

 

[ItsAUThing.com]

******* sad. Come on Canes, do better! That's all.

Fans can do better, too. Jesus, "any team in the country" can beat Miami? Fan base needs to grow a pair.

 

[Empirical Cane]

It’s a miracle we still have fans.

Its a miracle NCAA hasn't forced relegated Miami to DIII.

 

[NJshoreCane]

Take the worst loss we've had in 43 years and project from there.
I don't know if it works that way.

 

[NJshoreCane]

The whole season is beat FSU to me. We will drop 5-6

Well, if it's a mirror of last year, we will beat FSU.

 

[ddann]

You are not the only one.

Next year, App St and MTSU will pay Miami $1.5MM to serve has tune ups for their squads before real big contests.

 

[NC_Canes_11]

UTSA could. Did y’all just see them go 80 yards in 4 plays against MTSU lmao