MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[CanesZ06]

This is like being the DP queen for Rocco Siffredi Productions.

Ol' Rocco has quite a root on him.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Hopefully this is rock bottom

It isn't.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Ol' Rocco has quite a root on him.

Ah yes, the inevitable dark turn CIS threads take.

 

[ThomasM]

Tom is #1 on my list of “Top 5 faces for radio”. That is one weird looking fella

What did I ever do to you?

 

[ThomasM]

It isn't.

When it's so bad we long for the days of Dan Enos, it's gotta be pretty close.

 

[SayWhat]

the entire staff and team should have this sent to their DMs, emails, have it played during team meetings. In fact post this all over the Hect

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It should be pinned to their Instagram, Twitter, or whatever the **** young people use today.

 

[3GC]

This is a great time for Miami fans to work on the Art of Dark Humor..

 

[nobeastofburden]

 

[BeachCanes]

Yes, UNC is horrible defensively but if it takes us 9 minutes to score on them...

 

[OldhamA]

It’s a miracle we still have fans.

To be honest on here it's 70% trolls.

 

[ThomasM]

watch us steamroll the ACC! Yea, I can dream. Season isn’t a failure until we are eliminated from the Coastal.

Wow, we're starting the "We can still win the Coastal" before even starting ACC play. That's an all time low right there.

 

[Canestomp]

"For a team that likes to consider itself back..."

Literally no one has been saying we're back. This media schtick is all so tiresome--they say it so often you would almost mistake it for them wanting us back.

 

[TemplarCane]

I can see a lot of teams beating Miami. Most P5 teams. Many G5 teams.

So, yes….

 

[section9]

Look, guys, at least we're guaranteed to beat the Bye Week.

 

[TheProf]

Look, guys, at least we're guaranteed to beat the Bye Week.

Not completely. We'll probably have someone get dinged up and we will notice their lack of snaps in the UNC game.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Look, guys, at least we're guaranteed to beat the Bye Week.

Bye Week- 47
UM- 21

 

[Canefancarlos2]

******* sad. Come on Canes, do better! That's all.

**** no I'm terrified of all the garbage acc teams we will face

 

[ddann]

Hopefully this is rock bottom

For the 500th time…

 

[Unsider]

"For a team that likes to consider itself back..."

Literally no one has been saying we're back. This media schtick is all so tiresome--they say it so often you would almost mistake it for them wanting us back.

I just think they’re stroking us, year in, year out, knowing how gullible our program and the fans are, and it works as we trip and fall a week later. We just need a year of no media hype/attention, but the cat is out of the bag on that one.

 

[Unsider]

need to forget about it, yes it was awful, yes college football is laughing at us..... let that be motovation for staff
and players period. 2 weeks should bring about some interesting changes in personnel and scheme.
MTSU as well as TAMU are in my rear view mirror... sadly we need to let it go

You think that will happen? We have what we have, no amount of rearranging with change the current DNA.