MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[cway313]

My response is the scheme was never fully shown and was always lashlee playing catch-up.

So your point is until Lashlee had the personnel to run his offense it was underwhelming. Interesting.

 

[cway313]

When you have a terrible defense you want to score as much as you possibly can.

Lmao. I forget TV is as close as some of yall have ever been to football. That's on me.

 

[Caneadian]

Soooooo.....I see no one can actually answer my question. You guys seem to care about how "exciting" things look.

That's cool and all, but yeah... I care about the record.

We are 2-2. With a loss to MTSU Blue Raiders

 

[JustAFanHTX]

So your point is until Lashlee had the personnel to run his offense it was underwhelming. Interesting.

Lol boy you’re good.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Wait @WanderFranco is Jagr? I really thought it was the shortstop on the Rays

 

[cway313]

Lol boy you’re good.

Lol lemme dip before I become a Gattis white night.

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

Ppl want Lashlees passing concepts and playing in space. Nobody is pound the table for his run game. You and many others keep missing the point when Lashlee is referenced. I haven’t seen anyone say they miss the old lash playbook as whole

Imo they are intentionally ignoring that. Everyone wants to just put the other side in a box, us vs them, mope vs slurper. Everything goes from 0-60 in hyper spread tempo sorta way. It’s just microcosm of society these days. Sucks because there could be some good back and forth as there are a lot of smart people who watch a lot of football.

 

[TaylorWalls]

Wait @WanderFranco is Jagr? I really thought it was the shortstop on the Rays

Why can't I be both?

 

[Heart of The Playmaker]

This y’all King.

So y’all stuck with him for 9 more.

My politicking for Lane Train exhausted me...but I may have started to find my second wind lol

 

[Empirical Cane]

For all y'all complaining..... How many games did the spread offense win us last yr??

 

[JustAFanHTX]

Lol lemme dip before I become a Gattis white night.

I wouldn’t accuse you of being one. I’m not a lashlee white knight either. I just think y’all are waxing on a little thick considering his circumstances

 

[gogeta4]

For all you ninjas that came at me and the Lane Train.....the honeymoon is.......

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

here is the AP Top 10. four of those teams are overachievers when you consider their blue chip ratio. the one thing that all four have in common is the type of offense they run.

 

[ScubaCane]

For all you ninjas that came at me and the Lane Train.....the honeymoon is.......

Aww man, what could have been

 

[Canestomp]

Gattis snookering coach selling that scheme.

 

[SinisterCane]

For all you ninjas that came at me and the Lane Train.....the honeymoon is.......

Let be known that I had tickets to the Lane Train

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Lol our offense and defense is so bad that Middle Tennessee has us so rattled we weren't able to come back and find our rhythm. Jesus Christ

Technically, what he's saying is not wrong. There were plays we clearly didn't execute. We looked shell-shocked early on. And three turnovers in the first three possessions (including a pick 6) destroyed any chance of getting into an early rhythm. But it is incomplete. My questions in response would be: 1) why aren't they executing, 2) are they executing these plays in practice, 3) if they aren't, why are you still running them in games, and 4) what, if anything, did you do/change to help the offense get in rhythm?

It's no different than buying a used 2018 Honda Accord just outside the warranty period, but then buying the cheaper extended warranty with the commercial use exclusion when you know you're on the Uber hustle every weekend to support your Tootsie's addiction. The extended warranty you have doesn't match your intended use. Either stop the Uber hustle, or get the correct extended warranty for your purposes... otherwise, when that Accord inevitably breaks down you're gonna have a hard time getting to Tootsies.

 

[JustAFanHTX]

For all you ninjas that came at me and the Lane Train.....the honeymoon is.......

He’s about to run the table and quite possibly give Bama a serious scare.. meanwhile we’re in fear of unc

 

[Echtcane]

It's sad we have so many people believing you should just add more horsepower to a terribly designed car and pretend that's the best you can do. The horsepower in this case is human and you're gonna have a lot of trouble convincing them to come toil in futility at a place where they can't shine like they could in a real offensive system -- because there are a lot of other schools and coaches offering just that and recruits will get an earfull of it from them. Just because Mario's a good recruiter, doesn't mean it's some automatic guaranteed thing. We're not a plug-and-play top 5 power now. We still have a lot of building to do, which means we need to start winning and doing it in a way that's exciting and innovative, not boring and uninspiring.

 

[jd716]

Thank you for answering.... 7 exciting games we won.

We are on pace to win 6 games. What's your point? Genuine question.