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UMFarArcher

UMFarArcher

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I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.
 
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UMFarArcher said:
I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.
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cosign..
 
I wish that changing just a coach would bring about a major change in our program. However, we need more changes than that. Thank god Shalala is leaving also. We need a clean house.

Can someone explain the idea of the booster matching program with the players that went on under Shannon and Coker? It seems the person responsible for that program is also responsible for the whole Shapiro fiasco.
 
You should do what I do.

Every day I go onto the recruiting board to see who de committed. So far I have been happy each time. I gave up hoping for commitments. Just be happy with who we got and hope none flip.
 
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I do the same thing.

I've also taken to responding to every single email from U of Miami with something about firing Golden. I know no one reads it, but it makes me feel better for a few minutes.

I did receive a request for year-end donations in the mail yesterday. I wrote in ZERO for the contribution amount and #UdontCareWeDontCare and dropped it in the mail. I also hope some student has the misfortune of calling me and asking for a year-end donation. That'll be fun.
 
wherrera8 said:
You should do what I do.

Every day I go onto the recruiting board to see who de committed. So far I have been happy each time. I gave up hoping for commitments. Just be happy with who we got and hope none flip.
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Exactly what I have been saying. I am not concerned with us signing new guys, if we do good, but more important is holding onto what we got
 
I mentioned it in another thread last week but I ran into Blake James brother (might have been in-law, not sure) outside a restaurant in the Orlando area a couple of weeks ago after taking the kids to Disney.

Guy sees me decked out in Canes gear and comes up to me...even puts his hand on my shoulder and said "Go Canes"..."guess what my brother is the AD at Miami".

I was carrying my 2 year old at the time. I preceded to hand her to my wife just so I had both hands free....I then turn to this jerk off and tell him what a piece of crap his brother is and how if he doesn't fire Golden soon he's going to have the entire fan base at his brothers throat.

Yeah...the look of pure anger watching that guy turn red and walk away was pure gratification. My wife was embarrassed....I was sad it ended so quickly.
 
numbers said:
I do the same thing.

I've also taken to responding to every single email from U of Miami with something about firing Golden. I know no one reads it, but it makes me feel better for a few minutes.

I did receive a request for year-end donations in the mail yesterday. I wrote in ZERO for the contribution amount and #UdontCareWeDontCare and dropped it in the mail. I also hope some student has the misfortune of calling me and asking for a year-end donation. That'll be fun.
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If I call, will you be nice to me?
 
Jedi Master Cane said:
I mentioned it in another thread last week but I ran into Blake James brother (might have been in-law, not sure) outside a restaurant in the Orlando area a couple of weeks ago after taking the kids to Disney.

Guy sees me decked out in Canes gear and comes up to me...even puts his hand on my shoulder and said "Go Canes"..."guess what my brother is the AD at Miami".

I was carrying my 2 year old at the time. I preceded to hand her to my wife just so I had both hands free....I then turn to this jerk off and tell him what a piece of crap his brother is and how if he doesn't fire Golden soon he's going to have the entire fan base at his brothers throat.

Yeah...the look of pure anger watching that guy turn red and walk away was pure gratification. My wife was embarrassed....I was sad it ended so quickly.
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I don't think Blake has a choice but its good they'll hear how we all feel
 
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UMFarArcher said:
I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.
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I dunno if it's cause I've been more baked then normal the last few days but this board has been on point with the funny ****. That particularly got a LOL
 
UMFarArcher said:
I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.
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If Golden would only try to capture a deer, our prayers may be answered
 
I check the recruiting forum less and less as time passes and will probably do the same with CiS all together.. It's just a depressing time as a hurricane fan.. I can't believe how big of a joke our football program has become.. I'm sick of being mediocre, I'm sick of seeing those clown for coaches walk the sidelines looking and being clueless, I'm sick of our players talents being wasted and I feel for them, I fuhking sick of losing to fsu on the field and in recruiting (south fl players).. *Sigh* **** everything lol
 
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