Every Day

[Samson Doyo]

I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.

This is Shakesspeare! Go CANES!

 

[Stingarov]

I havent checked the recruiting board more than twice since Duke and VA Tech last year. Pointless.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I check the recruiting forum less and less as time passes and will probably do the same with CiS all together.. It's just a depressing time as a hurricane fan.. I can't believe how big of a joke our football program has become.. I'm sick of being mediocre, I'm sick of seeing those clown for coaches walk the sidelines looking and being clueless, I'm sick of our players talents being wasted and I feel for them, I fuhking sick of losing to fsu on the field and in recruiting (south fl players).. *Sigh* **** everything lol

I havent checked the recruiting board more than twice since Duke and VA Tech last year. Pointless.

Same here. These corches drove me outta there long ago. That place will drive a a man sober.

 

[MiamiCategory5]

I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.

My sentiments exactly!! Never been more frustrated or felt helpless as a fan which dates back to '83. I feel like I've been in a bad dream the last 10 years.

 

[mirednmediocrity2]

I do the same thing.

I've also taken to responding to every single email from U of Miami with something about firing Golden. I know no one reads it, but it makes me feel better for a few minutes.

I did receive a request for year-end donations in the mail yesterday. I wrote in ZERO for the contribution amount and #UdontCareWeDontCare and dropped it in the mail. I also hope some student has the misfortune of calling me and asking for a year-end donation. That'll be fun.

Yeah. I'm waiting for that call, too. Someone's getting an earful.

 

[Joel]

When is Donna actually leaving?

good question

It's supposed to be after this school year of 2014-2015, so technically she's out after the summer term in 2015 which could be like a few weeks to a month before the next season starts.

 

[Cribby]

I mentioned it in another thread last week but I ran into Blake James brother (might have been in-law, not sure) outside a restaurant in the Orlando area a couple of weeks ago after taking the kids to Disney.

Guy sees me decked out in Canes gear and comes up to me...even puts his hand on my shoulder and said "Go Canes"..."guess what my brother is the AD at Miami".

I was carrying my 2 year old at the time. I preceded to hand her to my wife just so I had both hands free....I then turn to this jerk off and tell him what a piece of crap his brother is and how if he doesn't fire Golden soon he's going to have the entire fan base at his brothers throat.

Yeah...the look of pure anger watching that guy turn red and walk away was pure gratification. My wife was embarrassed....I was sad it ended so quickly.

Repped. You're a true American Hero

 

[AsylumGodfather]

I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.

I dunno if it's cause I've been more baked then normal the last few days but this board has been on point with the funny ****. That particularly got a LOL

You know it wasn't "Extra Spicy Chicken" Golden was eating, because, after the recent research that has just come out, only Alpha's eat Spicy foods. And, we all know that Golden is as Beta as they come.

 

[grogz26]

Does anyone actually legit wake up expecting there to be a chance he is going to be fired? If it didnt happen the Monday after the Pitt game it wont happen til next year

 

[BALLHAWKU]

Does anyone actually legit wake up expecting there to be a chance he is going to be fired? If it didnt happen the Monday after the Pitt game it wont happen til next year

Cant we have hope? I also look everyday to see if Shalala had left early. The sooner she is gone the sooner AG is gone I expect the next school president come and make a statement. Not a better statement could be made the day you get their you fire your football coach.

 

[Canezum5]

"took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep"


pure classic.

 

[UMFarArcher]

I awake and turn to CIS and flip through other sites to find out if Golden maybe was fired,
resigned,
swallowed up by a sinkhole on a recruiting trip outside Ocala,
drove off a country bridge in New Jersey,
was hit by an exploding meteor,
took another job as tackling dummy at Southern Cleveland Middle School Prep,
choked on a chicken bone, extra spicy,
got neck broken when his tie got caught in some rotating equipment that throws footballs,
a tree limb broke and crushed him while choking down a triple meat, triple cheese from Wendy's,
a toilet backfired, the methane exploded from faulty wiring, and launched Golden nine blocks away before he crashed into a highway and was run over several times, and then backed over several times by Miami Hurricane fans after they realized who it was,
fell twelve stories while taking a selfie while planking,
gets stuck and chokes in a chimney playing a really, really fat Santa Claus,
vapor locks after being sent a dummy obituary where he was described as "drooling, alone, and very unpopular,"
whizzed on an electric fence late at night at the side of a country road, tumbled down into the ditch, and was snake bit. Snake died of injuries during the course of being crushed, but the venom was apparently directed right into the neck, right above the orange tie.

And every day, I'm really disappointed.

I dunno if it's cause I've been more baked then normal the last few days but this board has been on point with the funny ****. That particularly got a LOL

You know it wasn't "Extra Spicy Chicken" Golden was eating, because, after the recent research that has just come out, only Alpha's eat Spicy foods. And, we all know that Golden is as Beta as they come.

That's why he'd choke on it.

 

[The Franchise]

I havent checked the recruiting board more than twice since Duke and VA Tech last year. Pointless.

This. Anyone who still cares about recruiting is half-retarded. Folden regularly losing to teams we outrecruit should be enough to convince you guys how meaningless it is.

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

Amen to the OP.

I'm still holding out hope he "resigns" out of nowhere one of these days. Tis the season of perpetual hope.

 

[Era66]

I mentioned it in another thread last week but I ran into Blake James brother (might have been in-law, not sure) outside a restaurant in the Orlando area a couple of weeks ago after taking the kids to Disney.

Guy sees me decked out in Canes gear and comes up to me...even puts his hand on my shoulder and said "Go Canes"..."guess what my brother is the AD at Miami".

I was carrying my 2 year old at the time. I preceded to hand her to my wife just so I had both hands free....I then turn to this jerk off and tell him what a piece of crap his brother is and how if he doesn't fire Golden soon he's going to have the entire fan base at his brothers throat.

Yeah...the look of pure anger watching that guy turn red and walk away was pure gratification. My wife was embarrassed....I was sad it ended so quickly.

That clown will not approach another cane fan and boast about his brother Blake again.

 

[paksat]

day 1

 

[poncho0091]

I havent checked the recruiting board more than twice since Duke and VA Tech last year. Pointless.

This. Anyone who still cares about recruiting is half-retarded. Folden regularly losing to teams we outrecruit should be enough to convince you guys how meaningless it is.

So true. Before this season, I always followed the recruiting. After about mid season, I just stopped paying attention. Getting the best ones here is already going to be a challenge enough. Now our staff no longer has the cloud to hide behind and they are exposed. I have very little hope for another great recruiting class under this staff and still see we haven't really addressed our biggest needs which means more excuses for Al.

Right now, outside of the rb's we got to commit early on and Irvin, I don't know anything about this recruiting class. I'm just not excited about this team right now. It's like being in a bad marriage that you can't leave. All hope is gone and you realize there is nothing you can do about it, so you just give up and stop caring.

 

[paksat]

day 2