ESD Miami Signee and Target Thread

[canes1996]

@Cribby, will you hold my hand until it feels warm again? All these buffalo noises outside are super scary, and I can’t sleep without knowing if we’ll flip a WR.

He’s some guys’ night light, I swear.

 

[U Wouldn’t Understand]

@Cribby, will you hold my hand until it feels warm again? All these buffalo noises outside are super scary, and I can’t sleep without knowing if we’ll flip a WR.

Head over to the Mouse's Ear, they'll keep you warm and help you sleep.

 

[Bender]

Alright, bed time. Y'all stay safe.

 

[JHallCanes]

Not holding my breath for ****ey

Paws

 

[PSU Cane]

Freak talent out of HS, iirc we wanted him as well... and then, he turned out to be a brutal headcase

Lots of talk that he struggled to pick up the playbook as well.

 

[whoopingcane]

Not holding my ****ey for Breath.

 

[Ziggy]

Give me ****ey or give me death!!

 

[Problem2]

Not holding my breath for ****ey

Paws

 

[TheOriginalCane]

His dad is STILL trying to squeeze another 500K out of SOMEONE. ANYONE...

 

[Badbart43]

Give me ****ey or give me death!!

That's what she said.......

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

This is 100% fax

First, I’d like to say to all of you ungrateful motherfvkaaaasssss, you’re WELCOME!!!!!

I stood at a Urinal at halftime of a Cane beat down at the hands of the Semenholes and I didn’t even look up. I looked dem boys in the eyes man. In the mothefvkking eyes of Mark Fletcher, Damari Brown and Brandon Innis and said…….. “We fvking need you fellas! We fvking need you, man!!!!!!!!! We need you boys to stay home and bring back up this U!!!!”

I proceeded to go and zip up, walk to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then turn back around at them and yelled “We need youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! as a drunken @Baba Yaga and a sober @WaterburyCane stared in amazement.

Then they watch me proceed to stop Francis and Franky in the hall and tell them “We need you man, we need you!!!!!”

Sorry I couldn’t bring Innis home for us, boys and girls. I failed us!! If anything, it probably sealed the deal for him to go to OSU.

I went 4/5 and still not hitting close to Cribby.

I will retire from Urinal recruiting as a result.

Go Canes!!!!!

But yes, please retire from Urinal recruiting.

Wayment... most business deals happen inside a public restroom, I thought.

Just wait for them at the sink.
Or do like my guy in Coming To America. Just don't worship them or bow to then.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Here’s the updated 247 list; those w/o Green Checks mean they haven’t signed quite yet.

Still a lot of meat on the bone (pause, u sick ********)

2023 Top Football Recruits

The 247Sports rankings are determined by our recruiting analysts after countless hours of personal observations, film evaluation and input from our network of scouts.

247sports.com

First five guys without green checkmarks on the list are either UM commits, decommits, or guys we seriously recruited...

 

[canesmang1]

I’m so over rashada and his I’m the captain now head ***

 

[who]

A+ class, especially after the season we just had.

 

[Confidence1000]

Man that’s hard af

I smell ya (Pause) bc the video is but…

Hey Yoo! I’m a need 4 u to hit the BUTTON

 

[RattlerCane305]

Mauigoa brothers are in!

Strictly 4 My U.S.O.S....

 

[Rellyrell]

Because of Cristobal. But year after year, this will become more and more the 'real' signing day.

Oh, for sure; I’m just saying NSD still allows for some late pops, especially w/ a guy like Mario sniffing around.

 

[caneinpsl]

We aint done, and it's still the 2nd highest rated recruiting class on 247 for the ACC going back to 2010. Only Clemson's 2019 class has this signing class beat. Obviously, that's not the end all/be all. But **** it feels good to be a gangsta....

 

[SWATCANE]

I, for one, am happy as I can be regarding this class...let me put it this way, my old lady is getting 5 minutes of thunder tonight !!!

 

[hollyhood27]

The portal isn’t nowhere near fully going , that’ll crank up for UM after ESD. I wasn’t talking that.

Oh fun...I thought work was going to slow down

I have heard that this next wave won't be as big as the first half but quality will be deep.