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The Ducks are the biggest sham program in the country, all those resources, all those “5” stars, Lanning is a soft little *****, Cig took his lunch money and poked his girlfriend. What a fing joke. Dante Moore, NFL, complete joke. Kid doesn’t have the juice, he’s a west coast softie, no leadership skills…&
 
Oregon hasn't won ****, yet their fans are so ******* arrogant. They have every material advantage when it comes to resources, and yet they still **** the bed in the big game. Don't even look at Lanning's teams in rematches, it's pretty ugly.

Their schedule this year was a joke - only an overrated USC team was their best win. Even in the Texas Tech game they didn't even play that well, Texas Tech was just vomming on itself on offense the whole game.

They thought Lanning was so much better than Mario. Now, we're in the National Championship and they're home, being laughed at by everyone in America.
 
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Went to go check on what these clowns - who will never win a natty - are saying about tomorrow. Spoiler alert, like the aggrieved ex that they are, they’re convinced we get blown out. They can’t comprehend that they were a fraud all year, had the easiest path in the CFP. If we win #6 tomorrow they’re going to be inconsolable.
 
Went to go check on what these clowns - who will never win a natty - are saying about tomorrow. Spoiler alert, like the aggrieved ex that they are, they’re convinced we get blown out. They can’t comprehend that they were a fraud all year, had the easiest path in the CFP. If we win #6 tomorrow they’re going to be inconsolable.
Would love to see it.
 
Went to go check on what these clowns - who will never win a natty - are saying about tomorrow. Spoiler alert, like the aggrieved ex that they are, they’re convinced we get blown out. They can’t comprehend that they were a fraud all year, had the easiest path in the CFP. If we win #6 tomorrow they’re going to be inconsolable.
And I’ll be back in here with Duck Tears for everybody
 
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They’ll lose it. This season’s proven that Mario is a better coach than Lanning, who can’t win a big game if his life depended on it. He’s Temu Ryan Day. Every year he’s been there, they get less and less physical in the trenches.
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Beta males support the team that embarrassed them. These dudes sit in the corner watching their wives get plowed and think “I’m really happy that guy is able to do what I am not equipped for.”

I’m going to assume the B1G is pulling this SEC bull **** now; I believe they all get broken off if IU wins; either way, just like I think SEC - SEC - SEC is quite possibly the most Beta **** ever, this is quickly rising up the rankings.
 
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