Just because...
Getting cvcked by Hurricanes,
Here in Eugene.
Football losers, coaching change
It's a duck-blur!
Might cry like sissies,
Or sit in misery!
Duck Tears! Woo-hoo!
Every day they're out there making
Duck Tears! Woo-hoo!
Tales of derring-do
Bad and sad luck tears!
D-d-d-danger! Coach will leave you!
There's a fanbase out to hound you.
What to do, just grab on to some...
Duck Tears! Woo-hoo!
Every day they're out there makin'
Duck Tears! Woo-hoo!
Tales of derring-do
Bad and sad luck tears! Woo-oo!
Not happy tears or sappy tears, no
Duck Tears! Woo-hoo!