Drew Allar

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You are on fire this morning. No pun intended
I've always disliked Penn State. Always. I remember when Alabama beat them for the natty back in 1978... I was a little kid and I remember thinking "Who is this KMart dressed coach wearing sunglasses on the sideline? He looks like a dildough." Lo and behold, I was on to something and didn't even know it. I have some massive PSU fans on my in-law side of the family (I never figured out why they're called in-laws when they behave like outlaws, but I digress) and I had to hear all about the "thugs" at Miami and how Penn State does it "the right way." Then Sandusky happened. We don't talk college football too much anymore.

Frauds. All of them....frauds.
 
I've always disliked Penn State. Always. I remember when Alabama beat them for the natty back in 1978... I was a little kid and I remember thinking "Who is this KMart dressed coach wearing sunglasses on the sideline? He looks like a dildough." Lo and behold, I was on to something and didn't even know it. I have some massive PSU fans on my in-law side of the family (I never figured out why they're called in-laws when they behave like outlaws, but I digress) and I had to hear all about the "thugs" at Miami and how Penn State does it "the right way." Then Sandusky happened. We don't talk college football too much anymore.

Frauds. All of them....frauds.
100%. I good friend of mine lived and worked in Happy Valley after college and said the PSU football players got away with murder in that town because everyone (including cops) were scared of Paterno.
Now mind you this is coming from a high school friend of mine who grew up with me in Ann Arbor in the 70’s and 80’s when Bo Schembechler was the U of M head coach. But while Bo ran U of M athletics, he didn’t have control over the rest of Ann Arbor which is very independent minded.
Not the case in un-Happy Valley.
 
100%. I good friend of mine lived and worked in Happy Valley after college and said the PSU football players got away with murder in that town because everyone (including cops) were scared of Paterno.
Now mind you this is coming from a high school friend of mine who grew up with me in Ann Arbor in the 70’s and 80’s when Bo Schembechler was the U of M head coach. But while Bo ran U of M athletics, he didn’t have control over the rest of Ann Arbor which is very independent minded.
Not the case in un-Happy Valley.
Calling it a “town” is a stretch. I grew up near there in PA and went to PSU for a bit (not the actual campus but a local satellite campus). People throw around “middle of nowhere” a lot but it really is. Theres literally nothing there.
 
Bet 75% on here, wish they had this kid's opportunities. Be it with *** or money. I'm happily married with kids and wealthy and I wish I was 22, making NIL, and having those same options.
 
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I don’t see anything wrong with the paper trail, it’s not like he’s requesting to get pegged
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100%. I good friend of mine lived and worked in Happy Valley after college and said the PSU football players got away with murder in that town because everyone (including cops) were scared of Paterno.
Now mind you this is coming from a high school friend of mine who grew up with me in Ann Arbor in the 70’s and 80’s when Bo Schembechler was the U of M head coach. But while Bo ran U of M athletics, he didn’t have control over the rest of Ann Arbor which is very independent minded.
Not the case in un-Happy Valley.
Happy Valley sucks. Been there twice. Tommy Boy got their inspiration for the Cow-Tipping scene from that hole.

I heard Bo Schembechler speak at a football camp I went to back int he 80's. It was kinda cool. Plus F Ohio State.
 
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Lame. It would take me 30 seconds to make the same goofy text string with President Trump asking to blow me. Plus, kids dont text anymore. The kid is having a pretty sh*tty week. Why would someone need to f*ck with him even more?
 
Calling it a “town” is a stretch. I grew up near there in PA and went to PSU for a bit (not the actual campus but a local satellite campus). People throw around “middle of nowhere” a lot but it really is. Theres literally nothing there.
I've been there twice. First time was in 1992. Second was 2001. It is literally exactly as you described. 45 minutes of nothing in all directions. We had to stay at a BNB (pre AirBNB days for you youngins) in a town called Spruce Creek because we waited too long to book a hotel in State Corlege. The dude who ran the joint had a little servant kid/person and we all laughed as we made Rocky Horror Picture Show comments about them.
When Huntingdon and Altoona are the two closest "cities" and both are 45 minutes away, you know you're in the middle of nowhere.
 
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