Director of Football Opps Job "Opening"

[JD08]

I was actually offered the job but it was later rescinded when I got into a shouting match with Rad about an Adidas "Large" really being an American "Medium to Smedium". He called me fat, I threw Mario under the bus for still wearing Nike shoes and it ended with Jenn Strawley putting me in a rear naked chokehold and repeatedly asking "Are you going to talk more respectfully now? Huh? I can't hear you." as the room slowly went black.

That's very descriptive. I appreciate the effort.

 

[canesdogo]

I was actually offered the job but it was later rescinded when I got into a shouting match with Rad about an Adidas "Large" really being an American "Medium to Smedium". He called me fat, I threw Mario under the bus for still wearing Nike shoes and it ended with Jenn Strawley putting me in a rear naked chokehold and repeatedly asking "Are you going to talk more respectfully now? Huh? I can't hear you." as the room slowly went black.

Tad you rabble rousing again and stirring the pot.............especially about Mario's footwear.....can't help it if he doesn't throw out good sneaks. Plus he would have to consult with Rellyrell to wear the right ADIDAS style at the right time......ain't got time for that....LOL

 

[Applecane]

Just curious: How much would a job like this pay?

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

They called, but I have too much on my plate right now.

That was Raisin Canes, my guy.

 

[Andrew]

This job is ear likely marked for DBC

 

[We'retheBoss]

Just got out of my interview, think it went pretty well. The main action items I put forth:
- black cleats + socks
- continued emphasis on ternches guysm
- official declaration to dominate, signed by Joaquin and notarized
- SMD being promoted to first Canes beat reporter on Mars
- Nun ****: encouraged

 

[canesmang1]

Sorry guys I tried to make it bigger
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[Baba Yaga]

I'd apply but I'm a TMZ breaking news story waiting to happen.

 

[FSisco7]

The reporter?

If she brings Brooke Fletcher I’m sold.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Let's hire a woman with Dolly-Parton-like *******-es-es.

The requirement, "Attend Department HEAD meetings" would be more interesting.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

I nominate @TrumpyCane for the gig. He's working on his application already.

 

[Bender]

I applied and this is what they did to me:

 

[Baba Yaga]

If she brings Brooke Fletcher I’m sold.

You know it really is a two person job. Great thinking brother.

 

[TrumpyCane]

I nominate @TrumpyCane for the gig. He's working on his application already.

Where did you get a picture of TrumpyCanes son?!

 

[TemplarCane]

I was actually offered the job but it was later rescinded when I got into a shouting match with Rad about an Adidas "Large" really being an American "Medium to Smedium". He called me fat, I threw Mario under the bus for still wearing Nike shoes and it ended with Jenn Strawley putting me in a rear naked chokehold and repeatedly asking "Are you going to talk more respectfully now? Huh? I can't hear you." as the room slowly went black.

Was Jenn really naked? I'm thinking Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww