2026 Derrek Cooper 5* RB/ATH from Chaminade Commits to Texas

So to give a summary of this albatross of a thread:

We started like:
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Then after Cantwell we were like:
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Then the Wow thread had us like:
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Then the June commits had us like:
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But then July came around & we were like:
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Which lead to this non sense:
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That jumped off into this nonsense:
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B/c the antagonist in this thread often comes on CIS like this:
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But then, we got a commit from Bargain Wingo, so we got back to:
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Which led us back here to:
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Then we heard we hired his RB coach so we were like:
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But now Gaby has ****ted on our parade so it’s back to:
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Omfg. This might be the single best message I’ve ever read in my whole MF life.
 
He has to have it. At least get there and into the playoffs. If it doesn’t happen this year, you have to start wondering if it’s ever going to happen. No clue who the QB will be next year.
Why does HE have to prove it? He's a head coach who's won the pac 10 (which was his TEAMS conference) multiple times & a rose bowl to go along with it. Because he hasn't taken us there YET sucks for us but for the people trying to find a story line that says he can't do this because he hasn't in 3 years is a lil foolish. Do we all wanna get over that hump? If we don't then whoever says that is a natural cuck & a ****** loser.
 
Why, are you Cooper’s best friend or is dad? Are you his handler or in any way shape or form Do you know what his decision is going to be for sure? Why would we lock a thread when neither you or I know **** about what he’s going to pick for sure? Do tell, inquiring minds want to know?
Because this thread stopped being about what you mentioned days ago. It’s now middle aged men acting like middle school girls.
 
Why does HE have to prove it? He's a head coach who's won the pac 10 (which was his TEAMS conference) multiple times & a rose bowl to go along with it. Because he hasn't taken us there YET sucks for us but for the people trying to find a story line that says he can't do this because he hasn't in 3 years is a lil foolish. Do we all wanna get over that hump? If we don't then whoever says that is a natural cuck & a ****** loser.
I’m cool riding with Mario for a while. Who else out there has a better track record and is an all around upgrade over what we have now? He’s got us on an upward trajectory. Pull in top 5 recruiting classes and keep us as a perennial playoff team and we’re bound to get over the hump at some point. Sabans don’t grow on trees
 
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Why does HE have to prove it? He's a head coach who's won the pac 10 (which was his TEAMS conference) multiple times & a rose bowl to go along with it. Because he hasn't taken us there YET sucks for us but for the people trying to find a story line that says he can't do this because he hasn't in 3 years is a lil foolish. Do we all wanna get over that hump? If we don't then whoever says that is a natural cuck & a ****** loser.
People here are all bought into the anti-Mario propaganda.
 
So to give a summary of this albatross of a thread:

We started like:
Pay Day Reaction GIF by Music Choice


Then after Cantwell we were like:
wearing natarsha belling GIF


Then the Wow thread had us like:
vince mcmahon wrestling GIF by WWE


Then the June commits had us like:
Walking In Vince Mcmahon GIF by WWE


But then July came around & we were like:
Losing Oh No GIF by Star Now


Which lead to this non sense:
View attachment 330583

That jumped off into this nonsense:
girl fight fighting GIF


B/c the antagonist in this thread often comes on CIS like this:
Drunk On One GIF


But then, we got a commit from Bargain Wingo, so we got back to:
Happy Yahoo GIF by Quixy


Which led us back here to:
Dave Chappelle Help GIF


Then we heard we hired his RB coach so we were like:
Kinda GIF


But now Gaby has ****ted on our parade so it’s back to:
How I Met Your Mother Barney GIF by Laff
My man, if God ever sees fit for our paths to cross, just know that you will never have to pay for a beer. This is amazing!
 
Why does HE have to prove it? He's a head coach who's won the pac 10 (which was his TEAMS conference) multiple times & a rose bowl to go along with it. Because he hasn't taken us there YET sucks for us but for the people trying to find a story line that says he can't do this because he hasn't in 3 years is a lil foolish. Do we all wanna get over that hump? If we don't then whoever says that is a natural cuck & a ****** loser.
I hate the goal post where they say recruits want to see him win. Like bruh they just coping, he’s won before. Then it’s “has he won at Miami” If he misses a recruit it’s not because of the conference or wins excuse. He just got cooked that’s it. The goalpost will always be pushed back by big time homers. Always
 
Why does HE have to prove it? He's a head coach who's won the pac 10 (which was his TEAMS conference) multiple times & a rose bowl to go along with it. Because he hasn't taken us there YET sucks for us but for the people trying to find a story line that says he can't do this because he hasn't in 3 years is a lil foolish. Do we all wanna get over that hump? If we don't then whoever says that is a natural cuck & a ****** loser.
He won the pac 12 twice and one of them with a losing record.
 
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