2026 Derrek Cooper 5* RB/ATH from Chaminade Commits to Texas

Countless insiders told us we are in good position and in advance were notified the kid will enjoy the process yet the board freaks out when it plays out that way. Never change CIS never change.
What Bama is doing feels a little like what OSU did last year. OSU lost to Michigan again. People were ****ed. They opened up the vault to lock in Smith and they bought a bunch of 5 stars early (they lost at least Offord can’t remember the rest) got Chip Kelly etc etc

Feels like Bama was ****ed about having such a down year
 
Countless insiders told us we are in good position and in advance were notified the kid will enjoy the process yet the board freaks out when it plays out that way. Never change CIS never change.
This is one of the most pathetic @ss boards I've been on. Mofos act like the lost they girlfriend. We got a good recruiting season top 10 n these mofos be still crying STFU you b@tches and enjoy the process. Let the coaches do they thing
 
This is one of the most pathetic @ss boards I've been on. Mofos act like the lost they girlfriend. We got a good recruiting season top 10 n these mofos be still crying STFU you b@tches and enjoy the process. Let the coaches do they thing
The kid and his mom on social media haven't been shy about putting out content enjoying the process. Probably mom is a single mom who NEEDS the OV visit bags and wants DC to prolong the process as much as possible. The vibe shows me they know where they're going but people wanna ignore the tea leaves and overreact to basic recruiting social media chatter that all recruits do for attention. I'll spell it out for the masses, CANE.
 
What Bama is doing feels a little like what OSU did last year. OSU lost to Michigan again. People were ****ed. They opened up the vault to lock in Smith and they bought a bunch of 5 stars early (they lost at least Offord can’t remember the rest) got Chip Kelly etc etc

Feels like Bama was ****ed about having such a down year
People that think Bama can’t compete financially just don’t realize they haven’t had the down years to have people step up. Like you said, you’re seeing it right now. Let them lose 3 games again this year, the flood gates will open.
 
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This is one of the most pathetic @ss boards I've been on. Mofos act like the lost they girlfriend. We got a good recruiting season top 10 n these mofos be still crying STFU you b@tches and enjoy the process. Let the coaches do they thing

Miami fans have been like this since the dawn of social media. I didn't post on Grassy but read it, started posting once it became Canestime. Even back then, I remember fans complaining about Butch saying he was trash well into the 2000 season.
 
He’s more Barry Sanders mixed with Emmitt Smith with the power of Bettis and the longevity of Gore.

Anybody that thinks otherwise would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions.
You gotta be a comedian...come on out the closet or whatever you gotta come out of to show your comedic chops.
 
I’m lost here

Did we pencil in Cooper to Bama over a pic of two players talking about how cool it would be to play together?

Is it yalls first day or did I miss something else?
Yep, in Break Neck speed fashion CIS has concluded his commitment date change and the bama pic as evidence he’s headed to bama?! Cooper is a Cane when the fog dissipates!
 
Idk but Saban left bama with more talent than Urban left day.
Bama is still stacked with blue chips.

On the running back front they have (or will have):

2026:
.9826 - Ezavier Crowell
.8863 - Javari Barnett

2025:
.9729 - Akylin Dear
.8800 - Dre'lyn Washington (transfer entering his fifth year)
2024:
.9617 - Kevin Riley
.9348 - Daniel Hill
2023:
.9842 - Justice Haynes
.9704 - Richard Young
2022:
.9628 - Jamarion Miller
 
On the running back front they have (or will have):

2026:
.9826 - Ezavier Crowell
.8863 - Javari Barnett

2025:
.9729 - Akylin Dear
.8800 - Dre'lyn Washington (transfer entering his fifth year)
2024:
.9617 - Kevin Riley
.9348 - Daniel Hill
2023:
.9842 - Justice Haynes
.9704 - Richard Young
2022:
.9628 - Jamarion Miller
Ridiculous.

I love that you put this. If they are some nfl factory that sprinkles nfl protein powder on their pancakes then all of them should be high draft picks. But they’re not and bama won’t get called out by anyone about lack of development because by default at least 2 of those kids are gonna put up numbers and get drafted high.

Also, people have said that the new coach “just has to get his guys in there”.
Really?!!!! Dude has a roster that’s like 3 deep with blue chips at most positions. Exactly who the fck does he need to get in there to run his scheme? 😂
 
Why are you looking for people to come out of the closet CIS?

That’s weird dude. There’s an entire internet out there for you though.

not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box
You're doing such a splendid job...I just figured there were a few more of you....it appears I'm right. Not a lot of your type, but instead enough so that you can try and be funny. Your comedy misses the mark horribly.
 
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