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2027 DERAILED: David "DJ" Jacobs 5* DE from Roswell, GA (Blessed Trinity Catholic) OG Thread 1.0

RVACane said:
305 MOUNTAIN MAN said:
Taint is calling every hotel in Miami asking if there is a Jacob’s family staying with them.
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They’ll find plenty of Jacobs at the Kosher Hotels on the Beach but they better reach them before sundown as it’s Shabbat and they will be unreachable for 24 hours therefrom.
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Well that will really set them off then, imagine going back to Ryan Die and saying Jacob’s are all over the beach in Miami.
 
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P-Tizzle said:
Seems like. you did forget. Dom Zimmer was thrown down to the ground by Pedro during the half inning that the Red Sox were batting. Clemens threw inside and high (not that inside), and Manny Ramirez, who was hitting didn't like it. This came after the half inning when the Yankees were batting and Pedro threw at Karim Garcia, and hit him. After the DP to end that inning, Posada was yelling at Pedro, and Pedro pointed to his head and the Yankees interpreted that as Pedro saying he was going to hit Posada in the head his next at bat.
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Go yanks…poor judge 😞
 
TRick72 said:
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I’m hung over and have somehow bull****ted my way through (pretty impressively I might add) multiple meetings today. I’ll **** around.

Commodus grew up with his grandfather (on his mom’s side) being Antoninus Pius and his father being Marcus Aurelius, 2 of the best Roman emperors. Commodus lost his twin brother at 4. Then a few years later Marcus pulled him from Rome and took him along his campaigns to secure the boarders. He grew up among soldiers and away from the Roman elite.

His only real connection and education of Roman politics cane from Marcus, who was more stoic, soldier, philosopher than he was politician. Marcus also had a situation that had only come up once before and it was a century earlier. Having a biological son to call your heir. The 5 good emperors of Pax Ramana were adopted and named heir based off merit. Commodus didn’t earn anything, but Marcus knew he either had to name Commodus heir or kill him to prevent civil war.

When Marcus eventually dies, Commodus is named Emperor of Rome at 18-19. He’s only known war through the campaigns with his dad. Bro wants to go back to Rome and spread some seed. He also knows nothing of Rome or Roman politics.

After he abandoned his father’s campaign prematurely (that’s ****ed) he gets back to Rome. The empire is in debt and he has no idea how to govern. Soon after that his sister plots with her husband to kill Commodus to take power. They don’t succeed. He kills the bruhs and exiles his sister (who he kills soon after).

To try and fix the debt issue, Commodus starts diluting the silver in the Denarius. Because he’s a young idiot who is pouring water in his parent’s vodka bottle trying to fix the problem.

The Roman Empire was also being crushed by a plague around this time.

So you have a teen with absolute power, who only knows army camps, has no idea how to govern, trying to control debt by inflating the currency, dealing with a plague, and is paranoid about his family trying to kill him. Not to mention he followed the 5 good emperors.

Commodus wasn’t great, but he was screwed from the jump.

*will edit at 3AM after extensive drinking*
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
I'm not trying to scare you - your lack of an answer already demonstrated that you're terrified.

Lol
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Your experience with the Cali Trap

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has been captured in the form of this sticker and will forever become a part of CIS lore. I can also make it Sebastian. Not sure which to go with but it would make a nice emoji sticker in our gif tab where @Andrew keeps the dead body reaction and the emoticons



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**** we can even turn this one between Pete and d$ from this

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To this for a similar effect:

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RVACane said:
RVACane said:
They’ll find plenty of Jacobs at the Kosher hotels on the Beach but they better reach them before sundown as it’s Shabbat and they will be unreachable for 24 hours therefrom.
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By the way, the Jacobs family were friends of my grandparents. I knew them quite well. They were early hotel people on Miami Beach.

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Can you make the torso a little chubbier and add some male pattern baldness rather than the Sebastian head? In the name of accuracy of course.
 
RVACane said:
Your experience with the Cali Trap

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has been captured in the form of this sticker and will forever become a part of CIS lore. I can also make it Sebastian. Not sure which to go with but it would make a nice emoji sticker in our gif tab where @Andrew keeps the dead body reaction and the emoticons



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**** we can even turn this one between Pete and d$ from this

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To this for a similar effect:

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So many applications for all of these. For instance, Mario coming through the screen after Kiffin, Sumeral, etc
 
CanefaninBuckeyeland said:
And if they don't, the mopes will come crawling out of their dung hills to let us know.
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In my best @Rellyrell voice: “you know I love you, you know you’re my guy”

BUT

Some of you guys are fighting ghosts. There’s a couple of **** on everything mopes left loitering if I had to guess but what we have seen overall in Mario years 3 and 4 is not close to Years 1 and 2 and it’s not possible for anyone with any reasonableness to complain or pick at missing a recruit in a class like this And if they do, then call those specific individuals out.

I’ve seen those individuals called out recently and I saw “mopes” upvoting the call out.
 
RVACane said:
In my best @Rellyrell voice: “you know I love you, you know you’re my guy”

BUT

Some of you guys are fighting ghosts. There’s a couple of **** on everything mopes left loitering if I had to guess but what we have seen overall in Mario years 3 and 4 is not close to Years 1 and 2 and it’s not possible for anyone with any reasonableness to complain or pick at missing a recruit in a class like this And if they do, then call those specific individuals out.

I’ve seen those individuals called out recently and I saw “mopes” upvoting the call out.
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Of course you're right... I've seen them myself, but...


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