I was daydreaming that Larry Scott would respond to questions about the controversy with a line like, "Well, since we're now allowed to comment on officiating -- since Coach Cutcliffe has been jawing since the loss -- I wanted to take this opportunity to point out the three pass interference calls that kept Duke's drive alive, namely the call negating Artie Burns' interception. Oh, and of course the phantom touchdown by Sirk, wherein he did not cross the goal line. If they insist on maintaining this bull**** narrative, then let's focus on the bad calls that made our game winning return necessary. Also, **** all y'all."