Curtis Porter (aka the Loch Ness Monster)

[rok]

The guy finally made it through fall camp in one piece! Three years in a row he's been sidelined with kooky, bizarre maladies that have kept him a secret to everyone except we the people of Cane Nation. It's time to sit back and watch the mythical sea monster known as Curtis Porter devastate the opposing team's fatties and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from mediocrity. Suelta El Kraken!

[video=youtube;7SqC_m3yUDU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqC_m3yUDU[/video]

 

[arizonacane]

Best of luck to Curtis in his money season!

 

[Notsince1985]

Great, you jinxed him. He'll probably get hit by a bus on the way home from practice tomorrow.

 

[arizonacane]

Great, you jinxed him. He'll probably get hit by a bus on the way home from practice tomorrow.

Only weak minded people believe in jinxes!

 

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[Notsince1985]

Great, you jinxed him. He'll probably get hit by a bus on the way home from practice tomorrow.

Only weak minded people believe in jinxes!

Or those who have seen the light

 

[Notsince1985]

Now it all makes sense. Jontavious Carter wasn't kicked off the team; or he didn't decide to transfer because he saw the other WR ahead of him. Porter ate him.

 

[gacericardo]

 

[weownfsu]

But can he move his arms?

 

[Cribby]

So they've released him from the bubble? Still a little early IMO , I'd let him out Fri morning.

 

[cp7705]

Now we need #72 behind him in the green jersey to look like that next season.

 

[String911]

The Incredible Bulk made a big difference last year when healthy.

 

[GonzoCane]

So they've released him from the bubble? Still a little early IMO , I'd let him out Fri morning.

Of the Florida game...

 

[The Franchise]

He'll be our best DT since Vinny Wilfork. He's gonna fck people this year.

 

[bbcane]

We got a befor pic and after of porter ?

 

[JHallCanes]

You ****

 

[rok]

We got a befor pic and after of porter ?

Super stark contrast

 

[riceman]

I hope he has the season this year that has eluded him his whole career here.

 

[Oh Snap]

Earl Moore's neck is getting smaller and smaller every time I see a pic of his.

 

[rok]

Earl Moore's neck is getting smaller and smaller every time I see a pic of his.