Cristobal is a Corch [old thread]

[Baba Yaga]

No rush. And sorry, I know you aren't my personal gif maker. Gonna have to drink a lot.

Oh I don't mind at all man, just don't have the heart for it right now. Maybe after 17 Yuenglings some bourbon I'll find some motivation.

 

[caneworld]

No debate

 

[Cane787pr]

The vultures are out in full force

 

[caneworld]

1. Recruit dawgs

2. Stay out of the way

3. Profit

Problem is he doesn't stay out of the way... add a dumb OC to that

 

[CaneAlum11]

Don’t be a fan later

 

[Dgixxer252525]

Don’t be a fan later

Sheldrick put that **** up like 7 years ago and “later” still hasn’t come. Its not even on the horizon.

This fan base would be smart to just enjoy the recruiting victories and stop paying so much attention into the season. We aren’t unique in our struggles. USC will never be back, ND will never win another one, GTech won in the early 90s and will never again. We are in that group, like it or not, but we are winning at recruiting which is fun

 

[ADELPHI]

If Mario doesn’t learn to accept that he isn’t the smartest man in the room, he will not last at Miami. A 7-8 win season next year and the question of
“when does his buyout drop? “ will be posed from every direction. The man has his dream job and still can’t figure out the very obvious formula for success that everyone on here sees. It’s maddening!

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

At least he can recruit.

Quoted for truth.

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

Unlocking this since I'm getting **** in my dm's.

Not a corch.

/Ammended thread title.
//Full transparency, I locked this midway through last year when Cam was being Cam, but our defense was doodoo. Didn't know what to think. Thought about bumping it then with a similar post, but decided to just bury it since the thread title would be like moths to a flame if it ever got bumped.

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

Don’t be a fan later

 

[L A M P]

Good bump. My opinion is at the time you posted this, he was in fact a CoRch. CIS needs a precedent set on if that matters or not. Maudes. The by-laws need to address this scenario.

 

[harding#26]

Unlocking this since I'm getting **** in my dm's.

Not a corch.

LOL, good man.

 

[JayCane20]

It is possible to be a corch and become a coach. Mario is a success story

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

It is possible to be a corch and become a coach. Mario is a success story

A Wayward Pines success story?

 

[Caned Peach]

Safe from posting something really dumb in this thread. Even though I'm sure I have elsewhere.

 

[NZ Cane]

It is possible to be a corch and become a coach. Mario is a success story

Is that called The reverse Dabo?

I think we were all frustrated back then....

 

[caneholic88]

I don’t blame anyone for feeling this way back then, 2022 was a dark time lol

 

[klineski96]

@Dan E. Dangerously in your defense, it looks like you started this thread after this game:

...so you weren't wrong!

 

[canester95]

Why are we this way?

 

[Genghis Cane]

It is possible to be a corch and become a coach. Mario is a success story

Culture and discipline matter. Talent acquisition matters. Mario continues to develop as a game day coach. I think we’ll be back in the playoffs regularly until he retires.