Correspondence From Camp “Mope”

WE ****** AND WE ROLLIN IN BUCKS


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It's not a surrender, we are claiming victory. The fight is over, it's time to go home and enjoy the spoils of war.

We FINALLY got what we yelled for....a school that is at least TRYING, SPENDING MONEY, and making competent hires.

Mopes : 1
Everyone else : negative 4 million

You're welcome.
 
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I am reporting to you live from the frontlines. We have lost several of our brothers as many have fallen at the hands of guerilla bannings, banning runs, and small forum skirmishes just outside of camp; but today I am happy to report the outcome of an overwhelming and decisive victory in our favor.

Today is the day we have fought for, for so long with such vigor and intensity. While some of our fans’ unwavering allegiance was admirable, it led to the inability to recognize a serious problem. They could not understand the grave issues facing the program and how if continuously left unresolved, would further plummet us into a pit of despair and irrelevance.

Many in the fan base hold Miami to a high standard and understand what an absolute juggernaut it can be with the right investment. This is all our side wanted to see: Show some actual financial commitment to athletics. Bring in people who have experience winning at the highest-level. Arm yourself with staff members who have a successful past, and overload the Hecht with accomplished professionals.

We have fought on the forums, on the group chats, and on Twitter. We fought for an end to amateur hour, both in the quality of candidates and the financial support given to the program. Hiring two men from power 5 programs who have a track record of success, and finally using considerable funds to do so, signifies that we have officially turned the corner.

Gentleman, the reign of amateur hour is over. Miami will no longer operate like a peasant program, crying poor and hiring bargain bin candidates. Let us lay down our arms and support Frenk, the shirtless God who when informed that we 1) have a football program and 2) it sucks, actually took swift and powerful action to rectify that.

So let us end this civil war and recognize this victory and the progress it represents. We have been heard, and we have won. Rejoice my brothers. Miami is back.

Go Canes.
This post is almost as long as the post you made when you nominated and supported Diaz for head coach.
 
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I am reporting to you live from the frontlines. We have lost several of our brothers as many have fallen at the hands of guerilla bannings, banning runs, and small forum skirmishes just outside of camp; but today I am happy to report the outcome of an overwhelming and decisive victory in our favor.

Today is the day we have fought for, for so long with such vigor and intensity. While some of our fans’ unwavering allegiance was admirable, it led to the inability to recognize a serious problem. They could not understand the grave issues facing the program and how if continuously left unresolved, would further plummet us into a pit of despair and irrelevance.

Many in the fan base hold Miami to a high standard and understand what an absolute juggernaut it can be with the right investment. This is all our side wanted to see: Show some actual financial commitment to athletics. Bring in people who have experience winning at the highest-level. Arm yourself with staff members who have a successful past, and overload the Hecht with accomplished professionals.

We have fought on the forums, on the group chats, and on Twitter. We fought for an end to amateur hour, both in the quality of candidates and the financial support given to the program. Hiring two men from power 5 programs who have a track record of success, and finally using considerable funds to do so, signifies that we have officially turned the corner.

Gentleman, the reign of amateur hour is over. Miami will no longer operate like a peasant program, crying poor and hiring bargain bin candidates. Let us lay down our arms and support Frenk, the shirtless God who when informed that we 1) have a football program and 2) it sucks, actually took swift and powerful action to rectify that.

So let us end this civil war and recognize this victory and the progress it represents. We have been heard, and we have won. Rejoice my brothers. Miami is back.

Go Canes.
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Nope. No he didn't.

Now, if someone wants to build a statue of Joe Echevarria on campus, I am completely in favor. But no Herbstreit statues, no Frenk statues...

He deserves credit no matter what. He still had to give the ok to start the process of all this. He put 2 guys in charge he trusted and they accomplished the task.
 
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