College Gameday Script for this week! (Hilarious)

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e$ECpn has become such a joke that I can't even watch it anymore. It never used to be this bad, did it? I know they've always hated us, but the love fest for the $EC is unreal!
 
While they're at it when they're talking about Free Seafood U maybe they could have a segment with Corso cooking crab legs as an added touch.:espnsux2:
 
I don't really watch College Gameday but SEC has won 7 out of the last 8 titles. They have the best conference again this year. What should they talk about? That would be like NFL countdown spending most of their time on the Raiders and Jax instead of the Broncos, Seattle, Patriots etc.

When we were on top in the early 2000s, we were the most talked about team.
 
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I don't really watch College Gameday but SEC has won 7 out of the last 8 titles. They have the best conference again this year. What should they talk about? That would be like NFL countdown spending most of their time on the Raiders and Jax instead of the Broncos, Seattle, Patriots etc.

When we were on top in the early 2000s, we were the most talked about team.

Part of the reason they've been dominant is because they are propped up. Come on, in 2011 LSU played Bama in a rematch for the title! Of course an $EC team won. When you break it down, their championships aren't that impressive. Nick Satan has won four. Urban Liar has two. Gene Chizik won one because of $cam Newton, and Les Miles won one with Nick Satan's players. Yes, Saban and Meyer are great coaches, but when you take all things into consideration, $EC dominance equates to Nick Satan's and Urban Liar's dominance. Yet, Arkansas, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, Texas A&M, Missouri, Georgia, etc. all go around beating their chests about how great the $EC is.
 
The problem is the inflated preseason rankings, ESPN being in bed with the SEC money and the impact of those two items alone on rankings and perception of the conference.

When you have 6+ teams ranked almost at all times, it is really hard for every win not to appear a quality win.
 
I don't really watch College Gameday but SEC has won 7 out of the last 8 titles. They have the best conference again this year. What should they talk about? That would be like NFL countdown spending most of their time on the Raiders and Jax instead of the Broncos, Seattle, Patriots etc.

When we were on top in the early 2000s, we were the most talked about team.

Ohhh well look at ole stiff pants McClincheda$$hole over here
 
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