Clemson fan here

[Unsider]

 

[Dwinstitles]

Mama 10 years ago: "will you take care of my son? Make sure he goes to church?" "how many zeros?"

Mama today: "how many zeros?"

FIFY

 

[Dwinstitles]

Key to victory:
1) Run the football. Not likely we can do that against this Canes front 4
2) don't get in 3rd and long. We are bottom of the nation for 3rd down conversions
3) get turnovers. Tough. Mensah just shredded us last year and looks even better

If 5 years ago you would of told me a Clemson fan saying they could not run on the Canes front four I wouldn’t believe it. Even if you said front seven I wouldn’t believe it, but just the four is crazy. I wouldn’t believe of said who tf is coaching that team to recruit four guys for us that are elite?

Never believed we would be here until we got Mario. All the other coaches were dog **** and thought we would never hire a real HC that knew recruiting. But here we are

 

[grover]

I just rewatched the Cal/Clemson game, and Clemson is not the same “Dabo’s Clemson”. Hot trash game. If they score 20 I’ll be shocked. If we score less than 40 I’ll be surprised. We avoid mental breakdowns including turnovers we cover easily.

 

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

And writer out of Orlando. Happy to answer any questions you might have about our team or visiting Clemson

Attached is my latest column with a different ranking system than you are used to. I go off actual results, not preseason hype, recruiting rankings, etc.

Who have you beaten? Who have you lost to?

Sunshine State Heisman Contenders: Mensah, Toney & Baugh

Miami has two Heisman Trophy contenders in Darrien Mensah and Malachi Toney, while Florida’s Jadan Baugh is making a strong case of his own.

pulpcitymag.com

How many kids did D Watson father in Greenville?

 

[OrlandoTiger]

Over-under 30 yards passing for Clemson if it rains.

Over. All on bubble screens

 

[OrlandoTiger]

Why did your team keep grabbing each others ball sack

The Raiders would like to know the same thing. Notice he hasn't been signed by anyone?

 

[Felonious Monk]

We can't even throw lawn darts at small children.

We used to be proper and right.

My best friend John's family loved playing Jarts. I still instinctively move to someone shouting, "Move Dumbass!"

 

[Golsen82]

Concerned about starting guard where we are already shaky. Looks like we'll have everyone else back. The opening night starter at QB is also out, so if you can get to Tait Reynolds and knock him out, a walkon replaces him

Our DL coming for Tait

 

[Orig.CaneSawMassacre]

I just rewatched the Cal/Clemson game, and Clemson is not the same “Dabo’s Clemson”. Hot trash game. If they score 20 I’ll be shocked. If we score less than 40 I’ll be surprised. We avoid mental breakdowns including turnovers we cover easily.

Been saying this.

 

[theribdoctor]

My best friend John's family loved playing Jarts. I still instinctively move to someone shouting, "Move Dumbass!"

I mean, at least you know your place. Right?

 

[SPAMM]

As long as that walk-on is not Case Keenum, we should be good to go then.

like me, must be an eagles fan.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I mean, at least you know your place. Right?

Never got hit either, so that's a plus.

 

[JamesQuall]

and do you think they like seafood?

Shrimp specifically


Edit: **** @Empirical Cane beat me to it

 

[theribdoctor]

Never got hit either, so that's a plus.

as my middle school alcoholic science teacher would say, "bonus!"

 

[Ashevegas Cane]

Clemson is hot as **** and not attractive. God lives about 50 miles north of Clemson.

I agree.

 

[supacane]

How does it feel to watch the team go from a national contender every season, to a has been?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And writer out of Orlando. Happy to answer any questions you might have about our team or visiting Clemson

Attached is my latest column with a different ranking system than you are used to. I go off actual results, not preseason hype, recruiting rankings, etc.

Who have you beaten? Who have you lost to?

Sunshine State Heisman Contenders: Mensah, Toney & Baugh

Miami has two Heisman Trophy contenders in Darrien Mensah and Malachi Toney, while Florida’s Jadan Baugh is making a strong case of his own.

pulpcitymag.com

Are people still paying ten a year?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Where the heck do visiting fans park @OrlandoTiger ?

Easley.

 

[SPAMM]

How does it feel to watch the team go from a national contender every season, to a has been?

I think we can provide advice on how to deal with this.