Cincinnati gon' push our sheet in

[TreOFive]

I guess according to a lot of posters on here everybody is gunna beat us jeez why don't u let them play the games before acting like it already happend. It's getting annoying so much negativity

Seriously it's tiring at this point.

Stop b!tching about fans b!tching...makes you look like AG supporters

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

I heard it through the grapevine that he is Folden's ***** drills coordinator.

His resume is supposed to be filled with some impressive accomplishments.

Balledicktorian of his high school class.

Also was an expert ball handler as a ball boy for his college baseball team.

Legend has it that he could hold multiple balls in his tiny hands and that players balls were always shiny and new after he was done with them.

Captain of the cooking team at his alma-matter.

Winner of the prestigious All-Spirit Award as a cheerleader at his alma-matter.


Since being hired by Folden he has accomplished the following:

He is not only the creator of the ***** drill, but also a very willing participant.

He is in charge of cleaning Al Folden's balls in his office. Golden has nothing but praise for him. Says the "kid is a natural" and "understands the process that it takes" to handle his balls really well.

Also doubles as Blake James private massage therapist. Rumor has it that ol' Blake won't let anyone else touch him, not even his wife.

Last, but not least, he was the creative genius behind the awesome photo shoot that some of the kids had.

So you see, he has legitimate reasons for supporting Folden.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

6 first half points at home against Temple.

What is funny is that they keep flying banners and UM just keeps winning. Now with half the country playing worse then we did they change the narrative to something else.

Kelly Golden? Is that you?

 

[jw410]

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

I heard it through the grapevine that he is Folden's ***** drills coordinator.

His resume is supposed to be filled with some impressive accomplishments.

Balledicktorian of his high school class.

Also was an expert ball handler as a ball boy for his college baseball team.

Legend has it that he could hold multiple balls in his tiny hands and that players balls were always shiny and new after he was done with them.

Captain of the cooking team at his alma-matter.

Winner of the prestigious All-Spirit Award as a cheerleader at his alma-matter.


Since being hired by Folden he has accomplished the following:

He is not only the creator of the ***** drill, but also a very willing participant.

He is in charge of cleaning Al Folden's balls in his office. Golden has nothing but praise for him. Says the "kid is a natural" and "understands the process that it takes" to handle his balls really well.

Also doubles as Blake James private massage therapist. Rumor has it that ol' Blake won't let anyone else touch him, not even his wife.

Last, but not least, he was the creative genius behind the awesome photo shoot that some of the kids had.

So you see, he has legitimate reasons for supporting Folden.

You a sick ****.. please get help!

 

[TreOFive]

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

I heard it through the grapevine that he is Folden's ***** drills coordinator.

His resume is supposed to be filled with some impressive accomplishments.

Balledicktorian of his high school class.

Also was an expert ball handler as a ball boy for his college baseball team.

Legend has it that he could hold multiple balls in his tiny hands and that players balls were always shiny and new after he was done with them.

Captain of the cooking team at his alma-matter.

Winner of the prestigious All-Spirit Award as a cheerleader at his alma-matter.


Since being hired by Folden he has accomplished the following:

He is not only the creator of the ***** drill, but also a very willing participant.

He is in charge of cleaning Al Folden's balls in his office. Golden has nothing but praise for him. Says the "kid is a natural" and "understands the process that it takes" to handle his balls really well.

Also doubles as Blake James private massage therapist. Rumor has it that ol' Blake won't let anyone else touch him, not even his wife.

Last, but not least, he was the creative genius behind the awesome photo shoot that some of the kids had.

So you see, he has legitimate reasons for supporting Folden.

You a sick ****.. please get help!

lol

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

I heard it through the grapevine that he is Folden's ***** drills coordinator.

His resume is supposed to be filled with some impressive accomplishments.

Balledicktorian of his high school class.

Also was an expert ball handler as a ball boy for his college baseball team.

Legend has it that he could hold multiple balls in his tiny hands and that players balls were always shiny and new after he was done with them.

Captain of the cooking team at his alma-matter.

Winner of the prestigious All-Spirit Award as a cheerleader at his alma-matter.


Since being hired by Folden he has accomplished the following:

He is not only the creator of the ***** drill, but also a very willing participant.

He is in charge of cleaning Al Folden's balls in his office. Golden has nothing but praise for him. Says the "kid is a natural" and "understands the process that it takes" to handle his balls really well.

Also doubles as Blake James private massage therapist. Rumor has it that ol' Blake won't let anyone else touch him, not even his wife.

Last, but not least, he was the creative genius behind the awesome photo shoot that some of the kids had.

So you see, he has legitimate reasons for supporting Folden.

You a sick ****.. please get help!

Potato...pizza...potato...pizza...

I was crazy once...

 

[Hurricanefan13]

Not that just sayin U guys act like they already lost game over miami lost to neb and cin already like how stupid are u gunna feel if they win ? Not sayin they are but let them play first before people act like they already lost

 

[cane since birth]

6 first half points at home against Temple.

What is funny is that they keep flying banners and UM just keeps winning. Now with half the country playing worse then we did they change the narrative to something else.

Like i said those banners are keeping the heat up, keep flying them show we aint taking this crap

 

[brock]

I guess according to a lot of posters on here everybody is gunna beat us jeez why don't u let them play the games before acting like it already happend. It's getting annoying so much negativity

Seriously it's tiring at this point.

Stop b!tching about fans b!tching...makes you look like AG supporters

But you know I'm not..... Football season has started, let's talk about schemes and the games, quit turning every thread into golden hate. Makes it hard to read threads on here.

 

[paksat]

"we just keep winning"

 

[TRock305]

Al's gonna need a miracle to get this team to perform as well as Temple vs. the Bearcats. Tommy's gonna save the U.

 

[ThomasM]

I'm hoping the kids win. I'm a Miami fan, not a coaching staff fan.

At this point only truly the mentally handicap will defend/ hold out hope for Al Golden and Co.

 

[QueenOfSpades]

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

I heard it through the grapevine that he is Folden's ***** drills coordinator.

His resume is supposed to be filled with some impressive accomplishments.

Balledicktorian of his high school class.

Also was an expert ball handler as a ball boy for his college baseball team.

Legend has it that he could hold multiple balls in his tiny hands and that players balls were always shiny and new after he was done with them.

Captain of the cooking team at his alma-matter.

Winner of the prestigious All-Spirit Award as a cheerleader at his alma-matter.


Since being hired by Folden he has accomplished the following:

He is not only the creator of the ***** drill, but also a very willing participant.

He is in charge of cleaning Al Folden's balls in his office. Golden has nothing but praise for him. Says the "kid is a natural" and "understands the process that it takes" to handle his balls really well.

Also doubles as Blake James private massage therapist. Rumor has it that ol' Blake won't let anyone else touch him, not even his wife.

Last, but not least, he was the creative genius behind the awesome photo shoot that some of the kids had.

So you see, he has legitimate reasons for supporting Folden.

That's about the lamest and corniest thing I've ever seen. But judging by the effort you put in to it, I'm guessing that you were laughing your *** off while writing it. No one else has thought it was funny, but don't let anyone get in the way of your quest to write sitcoms.

 

[Cribby]

I'm sure f@qqot OP made a similar thread last year when Nebraska needed a touchdown with :20 left to beat McNeese State, and then turned around and drove Folden's dlck into the dirt.

You're sure? Pull it up.

You know we can't , that was like 8 screen names ago

 

[MIATL]

Gunner Kiel was not very impressive. I think he'll throw us the ball again.

 

[McGahee2TheHouse]

How's that libel suit progressing, Atticus?

 

[jw410]

I guess according to a lot of posters on here everybody is gunna beat us jeez why don't u let them play the games before acting like it already happend. It's getting annoying so much negativity

Seriously it's tiring at this point.

Stop b!tching about fans b!tching...makes you look like AG supporters

Well he's tired of clowns like you ruining the board. All you lames can say is slurpers this slurpers that.. No just stop whining you soft shouldered female! Now if you're really a transgender than my fault.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

Where did this queen of ****s guy come from?

I heard it through the grapevine that he is Folden's ***** drills coordinator.

His resume is supposed to be filled with some impressive accomplishments.

Balledicktorian of his high school class.

Also was an expert ball handler as a ball boy for his college baseball team.

Legend has it that he could hold multiple balls in his tiny hands and that players balls were always shiny and new after he was done with them.

Captain of the cooking team at his alma-matter.

Winner of the prestigious All-Spirit Award as a cheerleader at his alma-matter.


Since being hired by Folden he has accomplished the following:

He is not only the creator of the ***** drill, but also a very willing participant.

He is in charge of cleaning Al Folden's balls in his office. Golden has nothing but praise for him. Says the "kid is a natural" and "understands the process that it takes" to handle his balls really well.

Also doubles as Blake James private massage therapist. Rumor has it that ol' Blake won't let anyone else touch him, not even his wife.

Last, but not least, he was the creative genius behind the awesome photo shoot that some of the kids had.

So you see, he has legitimate reasons for supporting Folden.

That's about the lamest and corniest thing I've ever seen. But judging by the effort you put in to it, I'm guessing that you were laughing your *** off while writing it. No one else has thought it was funny, but don't let anyone get in the way of your quest to write sitcoms.

That's not EXACTLY true.

I thought it was funny.

Maybe on our next fund-raising for the third banner, someone will throw in an extra ten bucks, and we can double your sense of humor. Ten bucks? Naw - that would quadruple it. I'll spread the word for the next fund raiser. Don't you worry about a thing.

 

[Canesfan1899]

I'm sure f@qqot OP made a similar thread last year when Nebraska needed a touchdown with :20 left to beat McNeese State, and then turned around and drove Folden's dlck into the dirt.

This. We make every QB we play look like a heisman contender and their RB look like the reincarnation of doak walker himself.

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

We'll probably beat Cincinnati because they are horrible, just like last season en route to a 6 - 7 record. What exactly does that prove?