Ok so Chip only has 2/3 ten win seasons with the Eagles, so that means he's a terrible coach. We're gonna ignore his four college coaching years which includes three BCS bowl game appearances, two BCS bowl wins, and a national championship appearance.
So we're saying no to Chip Kelly, Les Miles, Mark Richt, Tom Herman, Justin Fuente. Man, you'd almost forget that our last three coaches were clappy, randy, and golden based on the elite coaches we can afford to say no to. I bet with the 35 fans that show up to games we can get Belicheck. (That is, if we're willing to settle for ole Bill)