Chip Kelly becoming a realer option by the Sunday

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My numero uno choice but its a pipe dream. He'd crush it at Miami given the access to South Florida athletes.

I don't believe the search committee will wait that long and there are no credible indications that he is leaving. Not a realistic option at this point.
 
Butch Davis is a favorite of mine but that's because Chip Kelly is a pipe dream. There is no other coach that comes to Miami and has them competing faster than Chip Kelly. The day he steps on to a college football field he is the third best coach in the sport.
It would go like this:
Saban
Urban
Chip

Chip is very good. But I would rank Harbaugh ahead of him.
 
Butch Davis is a favorite of mine but that's because Chip Kelly is a pipe dream. There is no other coach that comes to Miami and has them competing faster than Chip Kelly. The day he steps on to a college football field he is the third best coach in the sport.
It would go like this:
Saban
Urban
Chip

Chip is very good. But I would rank Harbaugh ahead of him.

Forgot about him. You're right.
 
I'd love to see him roaming the sidelines wearing an orange and green visor and pullover. But this program shops in the bargain bin for coaches so it wouldn't happen.
 
Chip is a perfect fit for LSU. He recruited Texas well while he was at Oregon and I'm sure the fans would love a high octane offense after putting up with Miles anemic offenses.

God **** it would I love it if we landed him tho

Yeah a great fit. Oregon's offenses have looked amazing the times I have seen them up against an SEC defense.
 
Chip is a perfect fit for LSU. He recruited Texas well while he was at Oregon and I'm sure the fans would love a high octane offense after putting up with Miles anemic offenses.

God **** it would I love it if we landed him tho

Yeah a great fit. Oregon's offenses have looked amazing the times I have seen them up against an SEC defense.

Our fans are infuriatingly stupid. ORegon gets significantly worse players than the top SEC teams.
 
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For the last time Chip is a pipe dream for UM fans.

This admin will never hire a guy that exited college football with an active show cause.

Why is that so hard for people to understand. It's so basic.

Yes. Chip Kelly would kill it at Miami. No. Miami won't hire him. Ever.

If you think a goddamned search committee is going to submit his name for consideration you should go remove your ***** with a cheese grater and never procreate.
 
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So you guys would turn down a coach who went 46-7?

Oregon finished 2009 ranked #11
2010 #3
2011 #4
2012 #2

**** naw! Sign his *** up! I know it's an unrealistic pipe dream, but Chip at the U would be fuccin illegal! But, it's never gonna happen.
 
For the last time Chip is a pipe dream for UM fans.

This admin will never hire a guy that exited college football with an active show cause.

Why is that so hard for people to understand. It's so basic.

Yes. Chip Kelly would kill it at Miami. No. Miami won't hire him. Ever.

If you think a goddamned search committee is going to submit his name for consideration you should go remove your ***** with a cheese grater and never procreate.

An NCAA member school is allowed to hire a coach who is under an ongoing show-cause order. However, the show-cause restrictions make it prohibitively difficult for a coach with a show-cause order to get another collegiate job.

Any school that hires a coach with an outstanding show-cause order can be penalized merely for hiring him. Additionally, that school could be severely punished if such a coach commits additional violations while the show-cause order is still in effect.

Consequently, most schools will not even consider hiring a coach with a show-cause penalty in effect, meaning that it usually has the effect of blackballing that coach from the collegiate ranks for the duration of the penalty.

Many coaches who receive a show-cause penalty never coach again, even after the penalty expires, since a large number of athletic directors and university presidents are unwilling to hire someone with a history of major violations.
 
For the last time Chip is a pipe dream for UM fans.

This admin will never hire a guy that exited college football with an active show cause.

Why is that so hard for people to understand. It's so basic.

Yes. Chip Kelly would kill it at Miami. No. Miami won't hire him. Ever.

If you think a goddamned search committee is going to submit his name for consideration you should go remove your ***** with a cheese grater and never procreate.

Please. If Miami had a shot in **** they'd sign him up and not even set up a meeting with the compliance office. Chip Kelly is a money maker and a polished face for an organization. Most coaches with show causes would be ignored. Chip Kelly wouldn't even get a second thought. We still don't stand a chance though.
 
For the last time Chip is a pipe dream for UM fans.

This admin will never hire a guy that exited college football with an active show cause.

Why is that so hard for people to understand. It's so basic.

Yes. Chip Kelly would kill it at Miami. No. Miami won't hire him. Ever.

If you think a goddamned search committee is going to submit his name for consideration you should go remove your ***** with a cheese grater and never procreate.

Please. If Miami had a shot in **** they'd sign him up and not even set up a meeting with the compliance office. Chip Kelly is a money maker and a polished face for an organization. Most coaches with show causes would be ignored. Chip Kelly wouldn't even get a second thought. We still don't stand a chance though.

Miami will NEVER, EVER, EVER ******* EVER hire a coach that has had a show cause imposed upon them at any point in their lifetime.

Why the fvck is that so hard to understand?
 
True.

Miami may not consider Butch because of a scandal ge exonerated him from by two investigations, yet some think Miami would hire one with a show-cause penalty attached. While Miami is on probation.


For the last time Chip is a pipe dream for UM fans.

This admin will never hire a guy that exited college football with an active show cause.

Why is that so hard for people to understand. It's so basic.

Yes. Chip Kelly would kill it at Miami. No. Miami won't hire him. Ever.

If you think a goddamned search committee is going to submit his name for consideration you should go remove your ***** with a cheese grater and never procreate.

Please. If Miami had a shot in **** they'd sign him up and not even set up a meeting with the compliance office. Chip Kelly is a money maker and a polished face for an organization. Most coaches with show causes would be ignored. Chip Kelly wouldn't even get a second thought. We still don't stand a chance though.

Miami will NEVER, EVER, EVER ******* EVER hire a coach that has had a show cause imposed upon them at any point in their lifetime.

Why the fvck is that so hard to understand?
 
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The NCAA ruling about the ongoings at Oregon was announced in 2013.

His show clause was 18 months. That ended quite some time ago, people.
 
True.

Miami may not consider Butch because of a scandal ge exonerated him from by two investigations, yet some think Miami would hire one with a show-cause penalty attached. While Miami is on probation.


For the last time Chip is a pipe dream for UM fans.

This admin will never hire a guy that exited college football with an active show cause.

Why is that so hard for people to understand. It's so basic.

Yes. Chip Kelly would kill it at Miami. No. Miami won't hire him. Ever.

If you think a goddamned search committee is going to submit his name for consideration you should go remove your ***** with a cheese grater and never procreate.

Please. If Miami had a shot in **** they'd sign him up and not even set up a meeting with the compliance office. Chip Kelly is a money maker and a polished face for an organization. Most coaches with show causes would be ignored. Chip Kelly wouldn't even get a second thought. We still don't stand a chance though.

Miami will NEVER, EVER, EVER ******* EVER hire a coach that has had a show cause imposed upon them at any point in their lifetime.

Why the fvck is that so hard to understand?

Perception and reputation matter. Chip does not have a bad reputation from his show cause. Butch will be forever stained by something that is not his fault. Chip Kelly is a brand that makes his own rep. Come on guys, learn something about corporate America. Chip could coach at any place he wanted.
 
Chip is a perfect fit for LSU. He recruited Texas well while he was at Oregon and I'm sure the fans would love a high octane offense after putting up with Miles anemic offenses.

God **** it would I love it if we landed him tho

Yeah a great fit. Oregon's offenses have looked amazing the times I have seen them up against an SEC defense.

Our fans are infuriatingly stupid. ORegon gets significantly worse players than the top SEC teams.

Is that the excuse for the offensive gurus these days? Oregon, Oklahoma State, Baylor, TCU all put up video game points, but none of them can seem to figure out how to win all 12 games.
 
Chip is a perfect fit for LSU. He recruited Texas well while he was at Oregon and I'm sure the fans would love a high octane offense after putting up with Miles anemic offenses.

God **** it would I love it if we landed him tho

Yeah a great fit. Oregon's offenses have looked amazing the times I have seen them up against an SEC defense.

Our fans are infuriatingly stupid. ORegon gets significantly worse players than the top SEC teams.

Is that the excuse for the offensive gurus these days? Oregon, Oklahoma State, Baylor, TCU all put up video game points, but none of them can seem to figure out how to win all 12 games.

Butch couldn't either with like 15 NFL player starting
 
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