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redrum234 said:
Started drinking after halftime, watching this embarrassment of a “performance “. It might be the vodka talking, but this team is insipid and unimaginative as possible. The coaching might get out performed by an FCS level coaching staff on a weekly basis. I preached patience, but it’s so obvious, we are a .500 team at best. Please make a change, manny and his minions are overmatched. Let him learn the trade at a lower level school.
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So you're ****ed because our sucky kickers haven't made a field goal all season and can't kick an extra point without total drama? And that's Diaz fault? We lost 3 games due to kickers and maybe 4. If we have an average kicker who can make 40 yards and in consistently we are 6 and 1 and nobody is *****in' because we beat Fla NC and GAT. If a kicker loses you one game, you can say, oh it was the whole team. But not like these guys. Never have I seen this level of suckage on a college team kicking corp. They basically cost this team the season. It's on them and nobody else. The chokeage level on these 2 cats is out of this world. Our guys should have a blanket party on their butts every week until they grow a pair.
 
Clwtrdan said:
So you're ****ed because our sucky kickers haven't made a field goal all season and can't kick an extra point without total drama? And that's Diaz fault? We lost 3 games due to kickers and maybe 4. If we have an average kicker who can make 40 yards and in consistently we are 6 and 1 and nobody is *****in' because we beat Fla NC and GAT. If a kicker loses you one game, you can say, oh it was the whole team. But not like these guys. Never have I seen this level of suckage on a college team kicking corp. They basically cost this team the season. It's on them and nobody else. The chokeage level on these 2 cats is out of this world. Our guys should have a blanket party on their butts every week until they grow a pair.
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The whole team needs a blanket party for losing to garbage GT.
 
StoneColdArriveRaiseHell said:
You got time for me to tell you a story? I'm gonna tell you a story right now. A story about a man named Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who rolled into Miami, Florida last night. And when I rolled into Miami, Florida, I was real thirsty. So I went to a bar. And started drinking beer. And more beer. And more beer. Then I started throwing darts. Playing pool. Drinking beer. Then I got on one of those mechanical bulls. I rode that bull frontways, sideways, backwards, frontways, two-handed, one-handed, no-handed, finally had to shut that sumbitch down 'cause I wore it out!

Then I started drinking more beer. And I started a fight. And the whole bar started fighting. I whipped everybody's ***. I threw 'em all out the door. Every single one right out the door. Finally, the bartender said: 'Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!' And I said 'What?', he goes 'why are you throwing everybody out the **** bar?', I say 'You dumb son of a *****, I'm getting ready to visit the Hurricane coaching staff!'. And the bartender looked at me and he said 'Stone Cold?' and I said 'What?'. He said 'I heard Miami Diaz is going to outcoach Georgia Tech"

I drank some of that beer, I put that beer down, I looked at that bartender right in the eye and I said 'What?', he said 'I heard Miami Diaz is going to outcoach Georgia Tech' and I said 'Uh-uh!'. Manny Diaz is gonna do a lot of things in his life and he made a big stink in the offseason. He made alot of great comments. Phenomenal. He's the head coach. He talked a **** good game. The bottom line is, he can do all the talking, but that one thing he'll never do is throw Stone Cold Steve Austin over the top rope, that just won't happen!

I looked at that bartender, and I said 'As a matter of fact, I'm working on my strategy right now'. That's what he said, he said 'What?', I said 'I'm working on my strategy right now'. I looked down at my waist and I said 'Do you see that?', he said 'What?', I said do you see that? That's what he said, he said 'What?', I said 'That's a beer belly'. By lowering my center of gravity, it makes it hard for a man to throw me over the top rope. That's Stone Cold Steve Austin's strategy. You understand what I'm talking about?

So I looked at that bartender, and I said 'I ain't gonna mess with your mechanical bull no more, you can let everybody back in, 'cause I'm gonna drink every single beer you got to work on this beer belly', he said 'What?', 'Beer belly!', 'What?', 'Beer belly!', 'What?'. 'And while I'm working on this beer belly, when I drink all your beer, I'm going down to what-what-what-what-what-what-Whataburger and I'm gonna get a Whataburger with cheese. A Whataburger without cheese. A Whataburger with double cheese. And french fries. Some more french fries! Ah, **** it, one of them french canned fish sandwiches! Another Whataburger with double cheese!

And I'm gonna roll into that Hard Rock Stadium one ****ed-off sumbitch, because, Manny Diaz, you said you kicked my *** once? So you think you can do it again? That's what I said, I said 'What? Uh-uh!'. And if you got a problem with that, I can say that to your face, , I can say that to your back, I can say that to your other side, or I can say that right to your face, because the bottom line is, Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to the Hard Rock Stadium to win, to go to WrestleMania, and that's the bottom line—What? 'Cause Stone Cold said so!"
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Was the bartender Ephram Banda?
 
The kicker for Wake hasn't missed a PAT or a field goal this season. Add up our points lost by these imbeciles and see what you come up with. And take into consideration how that changes our opponents strategy down the stretch at the end of the games.
 
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Clwtrdan said:
So you're ****ed because our sucky kickers haven't made a field goal all season and can't kick an extra point without total drama? And that's Diaz fault? We lost 3 games due to kickers and maybe 4. If we have an average kicker who can make 40 yards and in consistently we are 6 and 1 and nobody is *****in' because we beat Fla NC and GAT. If a kicker loses you one game, you can say, oh it was the whole team. But not like these guys. Never have I seen this level of suckage on a college team kicking corp. They basically cost this team the season. It's on them and nobody else. The chokeage level on these 2 cats is out of this world. Our guys should have a blanket party on their butts every week until they grow a pair.
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It’s not the kicker you twit. It’s everything. I watch our games, and watch other games, and the differences are stark to put it mildly. Our entire team lacks any semblance of continuity. The offense is more vanilla than Breyer’s, and the defense will disappoint when it counts. Bank on it. We are a middle of the road team in a pathetic conference. It’s reality folks.
 
It is the kicker moron. If we make the kicks, the stuff you mention doesn't matter. Go back to school and learn addition and subtraction before showing your stupidity to the world again.
 
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StoneColdArriveRaiseHell said:
You got time for me to tell you a story? I'm gonna tell you a story right now. A story about a man named Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who rolled into Miami, Florida last night. And when I rolled into Miami, Florida, I was real thirsty. So I went to a bar. And started drinking beer. And more beer. And more beer. Then I started throwing darts. Playing pool. Drinking beer. Then I got on one of those mechanical bulls. I rode that bull frontways, sideways, backwards, frontways, two-handed, one-handed, no-handed, finally had to shut that sumbitch down 'cause I wore it out!

Then I started drinking more beer. And I started a fight. And the whole bar started fighting. I whipped everybody's ***. I threw 'em all out the door. Every single one right out the door. Finally, the bartender said: 'Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!' And I said 'What?', he goes 'why are you throwing everybody out the **** bar?', I say 'You dumb son of a bitch, I'm getting ready to visit the Hurricane coaching staff!'. And the bartender looked at me and he said 'Stone Cold?' and I said 'What?'. He said 'I heard Miami Diaz is going to outcoach Georgia Tech"

I drank some of that beer, I put that beer down, I looked at that bartender right in the eye and I said 'What?', he said 'I heard Miami Diaz is going to outcoach Georgia Tech' and I said 'Uh-uh!'. Manny Diaz is gonna do a lot of things in his life and he made a big stink in the offseason. He made alot of great comments. Phenomenal. He's the head coach. He talked a **** good game. The bottom line is, he can do all the talking, but that one thing he'll never do is throw Stone Cold Steve Austin over the top rope, that just won't happen!

I looked at that bartender, and I said 'As a matter of fact, I'm working on my strategy right now'. That's what he said, he said 'What?', I said 'I'm working on my strategy right now'. I looked down at my waist and I said 'Do you see that?', he said 'What?', I said do you see that? That's what he said, he said 'What?', I said 'That's a beer belly'. By lowering my center of gravity, it makes it hard for a man to throw me over the top rope. That's Stone Cold Steve Austin's strategy. You understand what I'm talking about?

So I looked at that bartender, and I said 'I ain't gonna mess with your mechanical bull no more, you can let everybody back in, 'cause I'm gonna drink every single beer you got to work on this beer belly', he said 'What?', 'Beer belly!', 'What?', 'Beer belly!', 'What?'. 'And while I'm working on this beer belly, when I drink all your beer, I'm going down to what-what-what-what-what-what-Whataburger and I'm gonna get a Whataburger with cheese. A Whataburger without cheese. A Whataburger with double cheese. And french fries. Some more french fries! Ah, **** it, one of them french canned fish sandwiches! Another Whataburger with double cheese!

And I'm gonna roll into that Hard Rock Stadium one ****ed-off sumbitch, because, Manny Diaz, you said you kicked my *** once? So you think you can do it again? That's what I said, I said 'What? Uh-uh!'. And if you got a problem with that, I can say that to your face, , I can say that to your back, I can say that to your other side, or I can say that right to your face, because the bottom line is, Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to the Hard Rock Stadium to win, to go to WrestleMania, and that's the bottom line—What? 'Cause Stone Cold said so!"
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I don’t know how long you’ll be with us but thanks for that. A NYStateofmind type distraction is welcome right about now.
 
Thank goodness. There was real concern around here that we might have to do it without you.
 
I was not a Manny supporter, but hopeful, I was pulling for him. No longer. I know what a losing regime looks like and this is the worst I’ve seen. This is worse than when we had Shannon, Nix and Walton. Think about that! It’s ******* awful. It’s the worst display of football I’ve seen from Miami EVER, and we have sucked for 15 years. We are now officially the worst team in the worst division of the worst conference in all of college football.
 
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Clwtrdan said:
It is the kicker moron. If we make the kicks, the stuff you mention doesn't matter. Go back to school and learn addition and subtraction before showing your stupidity to the world again.
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Come on, guy. This game shouldn’t come down to kickers or refs or anything to help us squeak by.
 
redrum234 said:
Started drinking after halftime, watching this embarrassment of a “performance “. It might be the vodka talking, but this team is insipid and unimaginative as possible. The coaching might get out performed by an FCS level coaching staff on a weekly basis. I preached patience, but it’s so obvious, we are a .500 team at best. Please make a change, manny and his minions are overmatched. Let him learn the trade at a lower level school.
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Well said

2nd string coaches = 2nd string team performance
 
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