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BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Just "came" across this story and thought I'd share. Excellent use of NIL income on their end. Dad must be so proud.

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Twins getting new twins: Haley, Hanna Cavinder announce breast enhancement surgery

The Cavinder twins (Haley Cavinder and Hanna Cavinder) announced they are having breast enhancement surgery.
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I'm glad we know this about our former female athletes. This is the valuable content I pay CiS $812.59 a month for.

Only @Empirical Cane pays more per month.
 
Hurricajun said:
Pretty sure their management team paid for them. 15 min of fame is running up and 4 new ****ies keeps the cash cow mooing for a few more months.
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milk GIF
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Not sure if I'm following the more game claim. However, while I'm partial to blondes, these are the sorts of girls that walk into a Halloween party wearing the sluddiest of costumes. You know the type that catches your eye immediately, makes you have bad thoughts and makes dads weep. When you walk up and offer the drink as you introduce yourself, they immediately cop an attitude and tell you something to the effect of "My eyes are up here" while completely forgetting the inviting outfit that they wore. You walk away thinking "what a couple of kundts" and 2 hours later, they're upstairs with the backup kicker and a grad assistant, a jar of peanut butter, 2 spatulas and a curling iron; which only confirms your thoughts from two hours prior.

Or in much simpler terms, hot chicks that stop being hot once they start speaking.
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On the same note, I've met mid chicks that get really hot when they start speaking.

Or maybe thats after a few (plus two) sips on a good bourbon...and initiated the conversation.

I can't really remember
 
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BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
"Suck" might be a bit strong, but I will confess that one night while visiting a gentleman's establishment, I had to politely ask the dancer "Cinnamon" to please stop pushing her (big fake) tiddies up in my face because they were actually hurting my face. She didn't really like me telling her that and quickly left my side. True story.
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A man must have standards.
 
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Our boy Carson dodged a bullet. Smart to stay as far away as possible from the lovely twins.
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
"Suck" might be a bit strong, but I will confess that one night while visiting a gentleman's establishment, I had to politely ask the dancer "Cinnamon" to please stop pushing her (big fake) tiddies up in my face because they were actually hurting my face. She didn't really like me telling her that and quickly left my side. True story.
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Her name is spelled with an "S"
 
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