***Breaking News 5 Star Leonard Taylor Commits***

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You’re a disrespectful unhappy *******

Relax. He didn't say Jesus Christ, bro. Could very well be a reference to Jesus Mercado San Estaban de Santiago, a lesser known prophet in his own right. He predicted events such as the great butt-hurt of 2016, blessed and sanctified the now-famous "Spit of La Gran **** de Calle Ocho y 42" (immaculate spit-up **** in the shape of the Virgin Mary), and was twice risen from a medically-induced coma (not quite Lazarus status, but coming up from two comas is strong). Dude was rolling in disciples.
 
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Any chance Marshall announces with him? Each kid probably wants their own moment, but it would be pretty wild for them to announce at once.
 
Any chance Marshall announces with him? Each kid probably wants their own moment, but it would be pretty wild for them to announce at once.


If Taylor is on the 6th, and Collier is on the 10th, maybe Marshall wants to split the difference so that Miami fans don't blow a week's worth of loads at once?
 
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Relax. He didn't say Jesus Christ, bro. Could very well be a reference to Jesus Mercado San Estaban de Santiago, a lesser known prophet in his own right. He predicted events such as the great butt-hurt of 2016, blessed and sanctified the now-famous "Spit of La Gran **** de Calle Ocho y 42" (immaculate spit-up **** in the shape of the Virgin Mary), and was twice risen from a medically-induced coma (not quite Lazarus status, but coming up from two comas is strong). Dude was rolling in disciples.
Ok well that to close for me. I’ll fight about that
 
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But don't worry, Leonard Taylor forgives you.
 
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