BREAKING: FSU coach is working

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Allow me to summarize:

1. Prison Mike Norvell has gone to "work".
2. Some additional detail on this "work", specifically as it relates to the position of his head: down.
3. The nature of this "work" is the same as it is every year. "Work".
4. Even when there are rumors of "work" at places like Alabama, he continues to "work" at F$U. Possibly because he was not offered "work" at Alabama.
5. In addition to his "work", Prison Mike was able to take gigapan photographs of areas where he needs to get better. Without providing any tangibles or specifics, Prison Mike believes "wholeheartedly" that F$U will return to a championship level.
6. And in case there is any confusion with any of the above, Prison Mike will continue to "work", which I assume is a contractual requirement.
He has a good gig.

Produces no tangible outstanding results and treads water until the spanx lady decides to write a check to relieve him of his duties.

All while being paid handsomely for it.

The man has a plan!
 
Shocked Uh Oh GIF
 
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