Barry hitting the Midwest/Northeast!

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Pulling qualitying Oline players out of the midwest will be a monumental task. Big boys don't like the heat, and there aren't that many big girls running around coral gables. An big boys like big girls that like to cook, eat, and F#$%. Hence why they love those midwestern college towns.

An with southern big ole country boys it is the same deal hence the preference for SEC schools even your not getting bags. SEC schools have a squadron of groupies on deck ready an willingly to service the any football player skinny skill player or big boy linemen. Where as at Miami it's tough a haul for linemen to get ***.

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Pulling qualifying Oline players out of the midwest will be a monumental task. Big boys don't like the heat, and there aren't that many big girls running around coral gables. An big boys like big girls that like to cook, eat, and F#$%. Hence why they love those midwestern college towns.

An with southern big ole country boys it is the same deal hence the preference for SEC schools even your not getting bags. SEC schools have a squadron of groupies on deck ready an willingly to service the any football player skinny skill player or big boy linemen. Where as at Miami it's tough a haul for linemen to get ***.

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Fat guys appreciate lil booty too.
 
Pulling qualifying Oline players out of the midwest will be a monumental task. Big boys don't like the heat, and there aren't that many big girls running around coral gables. An big boys like big girls that like to cook, eat, and F#$%. Hence why they love those midwestern college towns.

An with southern big ole country boys it is the same deal hence the preference for SEC schools even your not getting bags. SEC schools have a squadron of groupies on deck ready an willingly to service the any football player skinny skill player or big boy linemen. Where as at Miami it's tough a haul for linemen to get ***.

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Miami has 1000x more dumb hot hoes than any college town. If UM can’t find a way for some of that pussoir to wrap itself around some players poles then UM ain’t serious about football. ***** should always be an advantage for Miami.
 
Miami has 1000x more dumb hot hoes than any college town. If UM can’t find a way for some of that pussoir to wrap itself around some players poles then UM ain’t serious about football. ***** should always be an advantage for Miami.
Hot to @Paranos = muy grande
 
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What if your elite child really doesn’t care about the melanin levels in other students skin?

Too bad for him but by that age he will learn that he is safer being around in a multi ethnic environment. He will know that they only love when your an athlete but if you're a regular student, they wont give 2 ***** about you
 
Miami has 1000x more dumb hot hoes than any college town. If UM can’t find a way for some of that pussoir to wrap itself around some players poles then UM ain’t serious about football. ***** should always be an advantage for Miami.

I doubt you been to either Arizona State or University of Arizona
 
I doubt you been to either Arizona State or University of Arizona

I believe ASU led the nation in case of STD's.
Yup there are definitely dumb hoes out there.

There are alot of schools with dumb co-eds ( boys and girls).

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If you think those schools have more dumb hot hoes than the CITY of Miami, then you are the one who has never been there.

Are we comparing Cities or just Schools.

Because the Phoenix area can give Miami a run for the Money when it comes to dumb hoes.
 
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Throw in Scottsdale too. People sleep on the Desert.

Scottsdale - Full of Hot Rich Dumb California hoes and Hot Dumb Divorced Cougers
Tempe - Full of Hot Dumb College Coeds
Phoenix - Full of Hot Dumb 20+ somethings who cant afford to live in California
 
Pulling qualifying Oline players out of the midwest will be a monumental task. Big boys don't like the heat, and there aren't that many big girls running around coral gables. An big boys like big girls that like to cook, eat, and F#$%. Hence why they love those midwestern college towns.

An with southern big ole country boys it is the same deal hence the preference for SEC schools even your not getting bags. SEC schools have a squadron of groupies on deck ready an willingly to service the any football player skinny skill player or big boy linemen. Where as at Miami it's tough a haul for linemen to get ***.

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So what is texas,oklahoma,etc... it will definitely be a monumental task but not as difficult as you might think brother. It starts with repairing our recruiting blueprint
 
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