Auburn retroactively claims additional 7 National Titles

[DTP]

I would be so embarrassed as a fan of that program. Yikes.

I hate this generation.

I can assure you that nobody under 50 made this decision.

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

Omfg. The part when Rooney puts Cameron on hold after ripping him thinking it was Ferris, then realizes it's NOT Ferris....pure cinematic gold.

 

[JG13]

Bruh got so many medals, that they had to put a few **** near his crank !!! Real war hero.

That sycophant probably has never loaded & fired a gun before.

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

I can assure you that nobody under 50 made this decision.

Assuming that Auburn's Athletic Department were the ones that ultimately approved this, I can assure you that several under 50 DID make this decision:

Executive Deputy AD: https://auburntigers.com/staff/jared-benko
Deputy AD/Senior Woman Administrator: https://auburntigers.com/staff/djenane-paul
Deputy AD/External Affaris: https://auburntigers.com/staff/rhett-hobart
Executive Senior Associate AD/Compliance: https://auburntigers.com/staff/jeff-whitehead

4 out of the first 7 on their AD staff directory. I'll just stop there and allow you to dig more if you'd like https://auburntigers.com/staff-directory). I get that people love to blame "old white dudes" for everything wrong with the NCAA, but sometimes that isn't the case. This would be one of them.

 

[Felonious Monk]

 

[caneULM]

MIAMI HAS NINE (OR TEN) NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS.


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1986 (UCF standard):
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1988 (UCF standard):
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1990 (FIVE services named UM national champs):
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2000 (UCF standard):
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2002 (the Terry Porter standard, we were champions for at least 5 seconds, but if 3 services can list USC...):
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Man I just about to post this but the stupid computer wouldn't let me for some reason.

So according to this, Miami has 9 titles? Seems fair

 

[JG13]

 

[caneworld]

They are hoping that if they can repeat it enough times online, the AI web crawlers will pick it up and make a rewrite of history

 

[KANE]

That sycophant probably has never loaded & fired a gun before.

Exactly!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I can assure you that nobody under 50 made this decision.

Yeah, those old-*** crackers just want to print the t-shirt and then buy the t-shirt.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Assuming that Auburn's Athletic Department were the ones that ultimately approved this, I can assure you that several under 50 DID make this decision:

Executive Deputy AD: https://auburntigers.com/staff/jared-benko
Deputy AD/Senior Woman Administrator: https://auburntigers.com/staff/djenane-paul
Deputy AD/External Affaris: https://auburntigers.com/staff/rhett-hobart
Executive Senior Associate AD/Compliance: https://auburntigers.com/staff/jeff-whitehead

4 out of the first 7 on their AD staff directory. I'll just stop there and allow you to dig more if you'd like https://auburntigers.com/staff-directory). I get that people love to blame "old white dudes" for everything wrong with the NCAA, but sometimes that isn't the case. This would be one of them.

I'd also point out that a lot of old white dude Auburn alums probably put the pressure on the Athletic Department to get this done.

 

[HurricanePhilly]

When older generations say "I just want to see one more national championship" this is a pretty convenient way to make it happen.

 

[JHallCanes]

Ironic comments from a board full of 6-5 hedge fund managing MMA savages

 

[TheOriginalCane]

When older generations say "I just want to see one more national championship" this is a pretty convenient way to make it happen.

Phil Knight is busy combing through all of Oregon's W-L records, looking for a similar loophole...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Ironic comments from a board full of 6-5 hedge fund managing MMA savages

 

[atlCanesFan]

Remember the year Colorado and GT split the NC ? Well that year the NY times final poll had us at #1.
So can we add that one ?

 

[JHallCanes]

NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Spoiler: 👀

im natty

 

[JG14]

Wait until every dime piece from high school hears I have retroactively claimed to have slept with them.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Wait until every dime piece from high school hears I have retroactively claimed to have slept with them.

Not to brag, but I've been dating Ana de Armas.

 

[atlCanesFan]

Not to brag, but I've been dating Ana de Armas.

I had a feeling she was cheating on me.