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That sucker is full blown Cuban (in his behavior), his GA made him Cuban coffe every day before practice.

What brand? How much espumita was required? Is his wife hispanic?

These are the things that will matter in figuring out if Coley has what it takes from an Xs and Os standpoint.

Is it like with Jews -- Hispanic wife = Hispanic kid?

It's different. Part of it is your parents, but you get authenticated by what you do, say and how you think. Cristobal is Cuban as ****, for example. You absolutely know that guy has roasted about 50 pigs, tries to take a shortcut on a regular basis, and his wife is a latina who curses in spanish.

There's a chance you're Cuban, Esf.
 
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That sucker is full blown Cuban (in his behavior), his GA made him Cuban coffe every day before practice.

What brand? How much espumita was required? Is his wife hispanic?

These are the things that will matter in figuring out if Coley has what it takes from an Xs and Os standpoint.

Is it like with Jews -- Hispanic wife = Hispanic kid?

It's different. Part of it is your parents, but you get authenticated by what you do, say and how you think. Cristobal is Cuban as ****, for example. You absolutely know that guy has roasted about 50 pigs, tries to take a shortcut on a regular basis, and his wife is a latina who curses in spanish.

There's a chance you're Cuban, Esf.

I'm just askin. I'd roast a pig in a heartbeat. But I'm not sure whether I'm really training my daughter to be 'authentic.'

And not sure if my wife would approve of me being Cuban. I might have to crack open a Presidente, unbutton my jeans and strut around like a good Dominican.
 
That sucker is full blown Cuban (in his behavior), his GA made him Cuban coffe every day before practice.

What brand? How much espumita was required? Is his wife hispanic?

These are the things that will matter in figuring out if Coley has what it takes from an Xs and Os standpoint.

Is it like with Jews -- Hispanic wife = Hispanic kid?

It's different. Part of it is your parents, but you get authenticated by what you do, say and how you think. Cristobal is Cuban as ****, for example. You absolutely know that guy has roasted about 50 pigs, tries to take a shortcut on a regular basis, and his wife is a latina who curses in spanish.

There's a chance you're Cuban, Esf.

I'm just askin. I'd roast a pig in a heartbeat. But I'm not sure whether I'm really training my daughter to be 'authentic.'

And not sure if my wife would approve of me being Cuban. I might have to crack open a Presidente, unbutton my jeans and strut around like a good Dominican.

Don't forget the queso frito.
 
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