Apparently Kelly Golden wants Al out of Miami ASAP.

[OldWestCane]

My wife was at the car dealership having her car checked out and was sitting in the lobby where they have TV and couches and all that.

My wife works in real estate and was doing the whole small talk crap with Kelly Golden not knowing who she was.

She said her husband coached football etc etc while they were small talking.

Kelly asked what my wife did for work and my wife said real estate. The two kept talking for a few.

Eventually my wife handed Kelly her card and Kelly said, "well hopefully we get to move soon."

My wife came home and told me the story. I thought to myself what kind of football coaches wife would be at a luxury car dealership (i was thinking high school teacher low salary etc).

I said was her name Kelly jokingly and she said yes.

I showed her a pic of Goldens wife and she said yes that was her. I laughed out loud.

 

[We’reBeckCane]

Stop

 

[UMFarArcher]

That makes my willy tingle.

Like a really fast car, a long stretch of road, and you just punch it until the paint job starts sliding off. That kind of tingle.

 

[tdjones34]

This is why the
Kelly Golden married a fat loser #firealgolden
banner was the way to go

make her tell him its time to leave

 

[DHucks]

Players notified?

 

[stormbrewing]

We need that pic... This might have potential

 

[L A M P]

Pics of the wife?

 

[CaneandAbel]

Ironic that they met at a car dealership lol

 

[OldWestCane]

Ironic that they met at a car dealership lol

lol hadn't thought about that. hilarious

 

[JgDaCane]

Thread OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE, if true.

 

[shayleon]

okay

 

[WhatTheHell]

She's rather homely, so it could be difficult for her to live down here. Might be tired of being mistaken for a German guy on vacation.

 

[OrangetieFatface]

I'm in. Page 1.

 

[OldWestCane]

Pics of the wife?

34, mother of 3.

 

[Gatorhater]

Ironic that they met at a car dealership lol

lol hadn't thought about that. hilarious

Municipal Auto Sales (if you are old enough). Well, we are doing all we can to speed her on her way.

 

[Hurricane23]

My wife was at the car dealership having her car checked out and was sitting in the lobby where they have TV and couches and all that.

My wife works in real estate and was doing the whole small talk crap with Kelly Golden not knowing who she was.

She said her husband coached football etc etc while they were small talking.

Kelly asked what my wife did for work and my wife said real estate. The two kept talking for a few.

Eventually my wife handed Kelly her card and Kelly said, "well hopefully we get to move soon."

My wife came home and told me the story. I thought to myself what kind of football coaches wife would be at a luxury car dealership (i was thinking high school teacher low salary etc).

I said was her name Kelly jokingly and she said yes.

I showed her a pic of Goldens wife and she said yes that was her. I laughed out loud.

For some reason I believe you....That's funny as ****

 

[Cane2]

Pics of the wife?

34, mother of 3.

I hate what Golden and UM BoT are doing to UM. But, Golden's wife is the envy of all Bltches, the one that men desire for that babe to wake up to in the morning, and the mother of your children. That thang ain't Kelly!

 

[Era66]

Let's start a go fund me account for the moving van. Mrs Golden we want what you want.

 

[OrangetieFatface]

Pics of the wife?

34, mother of 3.

I hate what Golden and UM BoT are doing to UM. But, Golden's wife is the envy of all Bltches, the one that men desire for that babe to wake up to in the morning, and the mother of your children. That thang ain't Kelly!

Yeah, "that thang" is a woman.

Kelly golden is a thief. Huge difference.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

This is a great thread!