Santana Sosa
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Wait.... how did his lower body have a seizure, and his upper body have a stroke at the same **** time?!
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Wait.... how did his lower body have a seizure, and his upper body have a stroke at the same **** time?!
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OldhamA
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It's the hubris for me. You don't get to that age without knowing you're a horrendous athlete - why would you put yourself through that on tv?!
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He has the stiffest set of hips I have ever seen. I have seen fat women more nimble then him. Sheesh.
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He seems to have that (no offense to anybody) ‘tistic courage.
Or he’s a very Tim and Eric-esque troll
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CanesFanNC
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5.5 flat. Better than I expected
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Is he power walking?
CanesFanNC
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20 yard run
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Thought it was a 40
Cookie917
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My favorite was how he had a good 10 yards to stop but needed to "crash" into that glass like he was moving so fast he just couldnt stop.
Anyone ever drive a really old golfcart where you max out at like 8 MPH but the brakes are so shot you punch the brake to the floor and it still takes you 10ft or so to come to a crawling stop? That is what it reminded me of.
OriginalCanesCanesCanes
All-ACC (#1 most reproted porster on CIS)
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Holy ****, I can’t stop laughing.
Those little baby steps he was taking on the basketball court.
Somebody please explain to me what the **** that was. I don’t mean to be offensive to people that have mental capacity issues, but he looks like someone that has a severe mental and physical handicap.
I’ve played a little basketball and I’ve never seen anything like that before.
Those little shuffling baby steps have me dying.
Those little baby steps he was taking on the basketball court.
Somebody please explain to me what the **** that was. I don’t mean to be offensive to people that have mental capacity issues, but he looks like someone that has a severe mental and physical handicap.
I’ve played a little basketball and I’ve never seen anything like that before.
Those little shuffling baby steps have me dying.
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Dude should never, ever step on an athletic field/court again:
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Legitimately he drives the short bus.
PennsylvaniaCane
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Manny would recruit him to play corner
jdmorgan76
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Knew this thread would be gold before I even clicked.
Keep up the good work gents and **** the gaytas.
Keep up the good work gents and **** the gaytas.
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Saying: “Will never in its history” is ******* special
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That's what I thought!
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